One technique I've used was to cut my lawn very short at the end of the season as it goes dormant. Then everything blows away easier, and the neighbor's just blow past onto the next lot.
#5 I had a great pyrenees escape (go figure) during the day. When I got home he was on the inside. The front glass door had these mud paw prints sliding down them. I thought this is going to mess inside. Turns out mud prints were on the outside. Him trying to get back in. He figured out how to work lever door handles.
#20 I will send this to my brother who drives a semi.
#3 A friend's daughter was born blind. About 8 yrs old, she asked, Daddy, what color am I? White, honey. She starts dancing and twirling and singing a little tune she just made up: I'm white, I'm white, I am so happy I am white ....
#20 A friend was a driver trainer for the big rigs. He'd regale us of tales of sheer stupid things his student drivers did or said. Many of his students were foreigners with poor grasp of English language or poor understanding how things are done in America. But he said he would never take a driver from SWIFT.
Many years ago, when my youngest step son was 3, we went to the grocery store just to get out of the house for a while. I had him seated in the baskart. As we were walking down the aisle, a black guy walked by us. The boy announced, in his loudest talking voice: That is a Black man; I don't like black men. I just sort of looked at the guy, shrugged my shoulders, and we all walked away with nothing being said. If that happened today, I probably would have had to do something rash.
#7: I remember a co-worker standing outside of my office having a particularly bad day being overheard by our CEO saying "this place really sucks the lives out of people" and having to explain to my boss that no it wasn't me who said it but then reminding him how true it was. #12: I've pissed into a tree in the middle of the night and then heard a poor bird shaking it off. Kinda felt bad about that.
#20 He spells better than Dan Quayle.
ReplyDeleteEveryone spells better than Quayl.
DeleteYou all do realize that it was that way on the card he was given by the teacher? History, not liberal talking points.
Delete@JeremyR November 21, 2023 at 8:09 PM
DeleteWow! Even Pete Buttgiggle wouldn't have licked Dan's taint that clean!
That was a great set up. They had Dan a card that has the misspelling on it and we get to make fun of him for life.
DeleteChange #14 to a pic of Jeffrey Dahmer.
ReplyDelete#15 As I live on the top of the hill that is the street I live on, the wind does this for me.
ReplyDeleteOne technique I've used was to cut my lawn very short at the end of the season as it goes dormant. Then everything blows away easier, and the neighbor's just blow past onto the next lot.
DeleteGrandma used to pay me to rake the neighbors lawn.
DeleteThese are funny
ReplyDeleteI’m from Trenton. Quayle heard, as did I that the kid was asked to spell “potatoes”. He was being kind by only mentioning the S.
ReplyDelete#20. I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteJohn G
Swift Trucking's driving schools aren't known for turning out the brightest of truckers.
DeleteDamn. And here I thought it was about your favorite singer!
DeleteSure Wish I'd Finished Training
Delete#5 I had a great pyrenees escape (go figure) during the day. When I got home he was on the inside. The front glass door had these mud paw prints sliding down them. I thought this is going to mess inside. Turns out mud prints were on the outside. Him trying to get back in. He figured out how to work lever door handles.
ReplyDelete#20 I will send this to my brother who drives a semi.
We had a great pyr that did the same thing! He was quite a character. We miss him.
DeleteThe chick in #18 is a really good sport, ain't she? Gotta love a woman with a sense of humor.
ReplyDelete#3 A friend's daughter was born blind. About 8 yrs old, she asked, Daddy, what color am I? White, honey.
ReplyDeleteShe starts dancing and twirling and singing a little tune she just made up: I'm white, I'm white, I am so happy I am white ....
#20 A friend was a driver trainer for the big rigs. He'd regale us of tales of sheer stupid things his student drivers did or said. Many of his students were foreigners with poor grasp of English language or poor understanding how things are done in America.
But he said he would never take a driver from SWIFT.
Many years ago, when my youngest step son was 3, we went to the grocery store just to get out of the house for a while. I had him seated in the baskart. As we were walking down the aisle, a black guy walked by us. The boy announced, in his loudest talking voice: That is a Black man; I don't like black men. I just sort of looked at the guy, shrugged my shoulders, and we all walked away with nothing being said. If that happened today, I probably would have had to do something rash.
Delete#3?
ReplyDeleteWhat store sells Kardashian Kohler,looks to be good for Christmas gifts!
ReplyDelete#3 ... I remember her from "The Big Lebowski."
ReplyDeleteMaude.
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#7: I remember a co-worker standing outside of my office having a particularly bad day being overheard by our CEO saying "this place really sucks the lives out of people" and having to explain to my boss that no it wasn't me who said it but then reminding him how true it was.
ReplyDelete#12: I've pissed into a tree in the middle of the night and then heard a poor bird shaking it off. Kinda felt bad about that.