CHICAGO — A man allegedly found carrying an AR-15 rifle, an automatic-fire handgun, and 22 bags of crack in Bucktown last weekend told Chicago cops he didn’t like the way they “jacked my s**t,” according to his arrest report.
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Poor Riley, he's just trying to fit in with his homies.
SSHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDD!
ReplyDeleteHe's white so he's going down hard.
ReplyDeleteHe’s the hero we deserve.
ReplyDeleteFrom the mugshot he looks like he could be related to Bath-House Barry.
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