16) I think I've mentioned this before but that aint what it's like around here. Letting the wifes car, my truck, or any of the kids cars (while they were here) get below half a tank is a surefire way to get your head bit off by the wife. When it comes to keeping cars filled she don't play.
Good. Kids need to understand that the fuel pump WILL die if they insist on running on fumes, and life WILL catch up with them (in a very unpleasant way) if they have to stop at a gas station in a sketchy area at sketchy times... which WILL happen if they keep running on fumes.
Sounds like my wife. She filled up a 20 gallon pickup truck the day before we traded it in because it had fallen below 1/4 tank. Can't siphon out these new vehicles....nice little gift for the dealer.
Sorry JeremyR, you're wrong. If you find the key code they are trainable to the tune of a new Harley, a new Pickup, and a two week vacation in Jamaica. However, since I am now a "Daddy", those chickens have come home to roost to the tune of a new Beemer, a diamond tennis bracelet, and a (solo) vacation in Jamaica. Damn, I wish I was young again......
#1--with that tackle box worth of shit hanging off her face, she's already filtered out men with taste, and men who don't stick their dick in crazy. --Tennessee Budd
#6 - I bought my sister a license plate frame from our alma mater for Christmas and she said keep it she ain’t driving around with a gd Cougar sign on her car.
If you see a cart left at the handicapped parking spaces, leave it. Some of us are great-full we don't have to walk too far to grab a shopping cart/walker. Now those people that never put the spacer bar on on belt behind their groceries!
#3. I'm older than that. My first two cars just had on/off switches for the heater under the dash. For a lot of years the controls didn't have that A/C thing on them. In the early sixties when I got a '54 Ford, my cousin asked if it had the "big heater", known as MagicAire, I think. It had that kind of controls vs the knob. No A/C, though.
I vote for #13. I have a inquiring mind and want to hear about the Amsterdam Trip. Asking for a friend who MIGHT know the 3 midgets and have a video.....
16) I think I've mentioned this before but that aint what it's like around here. Letting the wifes car, my truck, or any of the kids cars (while they were here) get below half a tank is a surefire way to get your head bit off by the wife. When it comes to keeping cars filled she don't play.
ReplyDeleteGood. Kids need to understand that the fuel pump WILL die if they insist on running on fumes, and life WILL catch up with them (in a very unpleasant way) if they have to stop at a gas station in a sketchy area at sketchy times... which WILL happen if they keep running on fumes.
DeleteSounds like my wife. She filled up a 20 gallon pickup truck the day before we traded it in because it had fallen below 1/4 tank. Can't siphon out these new vehicles....nice little gift for the dealer.
DeleteYour wife knows how to work a gas pump?
DeleteA rare jewel. In all sincerity, my congratulations to you, sir. :)
Delete#6, where do I sign up for the pet adoption?
ReplyDelete#19. Whatever kid, tell mom I need a beer!
ReplyDelete#6. The hell they do. Expensive and untrainable.
ReplyDeleteAt my age any babe would have to be 85+ to qualify. Hell I recently got accused of robbing the cradle for nailing a 75 year old woman.
DeleteSorry JeremyR, you're wrong. If you find the key code they are trainable to the tune of a new Harley, a new Pickup, and a two week vacation in Jamaica.
DeleteHowever, since I am now a "Daddy", those chickens have come home to roost to the tune of a new Beemer, a diamond tennis bracelet, and a (solo) vacation in Jamaica.
Damn, I wish I was young again......
Good ones
ReplyDelete#1. Great one.
ReplyDelete#11. Just my luck, I chose Tae Kwon Do. Anyone know what that martial art is?
ReplyDeleteLooks like Brazilian jujitsu.
DeleteEter beever
Delete#20: A-fucking-men.
ReplyDelete#1--with that tackle box worth of shit hanging off her face, she's already filtered out men with taste, and men who don't stick their dick in crazy.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
Love all of these.
ReplyDelete#15 - I downloaded that one! The search begins...
ReplyDeleteNeck
I see #14 has also done rotating shifts.
ReplyDelete#6 - I bought my sister a license plate frame from our alma mater for Christmas and she said keep it she ain’t driving around with a gd Cougar sign on her car.
ReplyDelete#20, the internet says you are cheating the basket return guy out of a job if you do that
ReplyDelete#20, forgot to add lazy to the description. And keep off my lawn!
ReplyDeleteIf you see a cart left at the handicapped parking spaces, leave it. Some of us are great-full we don't have to walk too far to grab a shopping cart/walker.
ReplyDeleteNow those people that never put the spacer bar on on belt behind their groceries!
#3. I'm older than that. My first two cars just had on/off switches for the heater under the dash. For a lot of years the controls didn't have that A/C thing on them. In the early sixties when I got a '54 Ford, my cousin asked if it had the "big heater", known as MagicAire, I think. It had that kind of controls vs the knob. No A/C, though.
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ReplyDeleteI vote for #13. I have a inquiring mind and want to hear about the Amsterdam Trip. Asking for a friend who MIGHT know the 3 midgets and have a video.....
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