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Friday, November 17, 2023

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

After being caught having “fully nude” sex on a Florida causeway--in front of children and other witnesses--a woman told cops it “was always a dream of mine” to engage in such a public tryst, while her male companion showed “zero remorse” when collared, court records show.
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 17, 2023 at 5:17 AM

    If they were naked, how were they "collared"?

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  2. bogsidebunnyNovember 17, 2023 at 5:38 AM

    The cops have to hose 'em down to seperate 'em?

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  3. PaulieNovember 17, 2023 at 6:43 AM

    "crack to sack, going to town". I'm stealing that.

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  4. Univ of Saigon 68November 17, 2023 at 8:54 AM

    Editor - The Chamber of Commerce wants something in the story to attract tourists.
    "Surrounded by water, the causeway offers spectacular views of St. Joseph Sound."

    Editor - Try to get a quote from the male suspect.
    'He also reportedly declared that, “the children should be at home and not on the causeway.”'

    Editor - We need another inch of type to fill up the column.
    "Fazekas and Clarke--both of whom purchased Florida condos in 2021--are pictured in the above booking photos."

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  5. AnonymousNovember 17, 2023 at 10:49 AM

    Hey, who of us haven't been pants down going deep into a nice, tight, wet, little uhmmm out in public somewhere .....
    JD

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  6. ABENovember 17, 2023 at 5:12 PM

    I need photos or video.

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