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Monday, November 06, 2023

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

HOLLY HILL, Fla. - A Florida man had found himself behind bars after allegedly cutting his 2-year-old cousin in the groin while babysitting him in what officials said was an attempt to "circumcise" the boy, according to the Holly Hill Police Department.

6 comments:

  1. When performing the bris milah ritual it is required that a certified Mohel cut the ribbon. Obviously this wasn't the case.

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  2. Claim he was trying to transition him and the leftists will let the uncle go.

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    1. Not in FL. You touch a kid, you might get Ol' Sparky.

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  3. Starker here,
    Thanks Wirecutter.

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  4. I always wanted to be a Mohel. You get to keep the tips...

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  5. A mohel retired. He had kept all the foreskins he had ever snipped during his 40 years on the job. As a retirement present to himself, he decided to take them all to his friend Murray, the leather worker, so Murray could make them into something nice. “What do you want?” says Murray. “Surprise me,” says the mohel. “Come back in two weeks,” says Murray, and the mohel goes his way. Two weeks pass and the mohel returns to Murray’s shop. “What did you make for me, Murray?” cries the mohel. Murray replies, “I made this lovely wallet.” “Wallet?” exclaims the mohel. “40 years of bris and all you made was a verkakte wallet?” “But, wait,” says Murray, “if you stroke it for a minute, it turns into a briefcase!”

    Thanks, you’ve been a lovely audience, please remember to tip your waitress.

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