MARION COUNTY, Fla. - A Marion County woman has found herself behind bars after concocting a scheme to steal nearly $330 worth of groceries from Winn-Dixie this week, according to deputies.
The trending memes state the grocery cart is the most expensive vehicle to operate. In her defense, it was groceries and not nikes or a flatscreen that she was trying to steal. -lg
The trending memes state the grocery cart is the most expensive vehicle to operate.
ReplyDeleteIn her defense, it was groceries and not nikes or a flatscreen that she was trying to steal.
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Nice try, but her plan had too many moving parts.
ReplyDeleteNext time bypass the checkout completely.
Maybe cause a distraction with the help of a Confederate.
With a face like her's I'm surprised anyone had the courage to stop her. After all the treatment for rabies is painful.
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