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Thursday, November 16, 2023

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

MARION COUNTY, Fla. - A Marion County woman has found herself behind bars after concocting a scheme to steal nearly $330 worth of groceries from Winn-Dixie this week, according to deputies.

3 comments:

  1. The trending memes state the grocery cart is the most expensive vehicle to operate.
    In her defense, it was groceries and not nikes or a flatscreen that she was trying to steal.
    -lg

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  2. Nice try, but her plan had too many moving parts.
    Next time bypass the checkout completely.
    Maybe cause a distraction with the help of a Confederate.

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  3. With a face like her's I'm surprised anyone had the courage to stop her. After all the treatment for rabies is painful.

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