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Thursday, November 23, 2023

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

For the umpteenth time: 

Do not call the police to report that someone stole your drugs, especially if your name is on a pair of outstanding arrest warrants. 

Cops were dispatched around 2:00 AM yesterday to a Best Western in Stuart, Florida “in reference to a theft.”
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 23, 2023 at 5:43 AM

    I consider it a "tell" about how far along the 'Idiocracy was a documentary' slide we are.

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  2. MatthewNovember 23, 2023 at 10:27 AM

    She was missing about a half gram? If she's so stoned that calling the cops about someone stealing her weed seems like a good idea, how on earth could she detect that she was missing a half gram? I guess it must have been some expensive dope.

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