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I can believe that these words have never appeared on a police report, because most people do their possum pooping in more private settings; I know I do. Seriously, though, WTF is going on nowadays, anyway?
They are not sending their best....
Maybe he thought the dead possum was in fact a live gerbil and was using the poop as a stairway to rectum.
Never saw a possum wearing pants.
Didja read the affidavit?The charge was: Exposure of Sexual OrgansThe officer said: "...anal region exposed."So, anal region is a sexual organ?
I don't know about Florida but it is in San Francisco.
Damn Jimmy Joe Bob, what did lil Percy ever do to you?
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