Where bad choices make good stories
What the hell makes this a felony? We're the cookies double stuffed or something?
Assault with a weapon. Although I think can vegetables would have been more effective.
Assault on the elderly. It is a thing.And since this was "domestic violence," someone had to be arrested, again, it's the law.
Cookie monster. Throw the cookbook at him.
Must have been those high capacity double stuff assault oreos...Sedition
that's the way the cookie crumbles.
How about this Florida woman, found via Mojave Man on Gab?:https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/11/28/florida-woman-stabs-boyfriend-eye-rabies-needle/71726924007/
Wait, there's two sides to every cookie..
Four or five if you count breaking an oreo apart and eating the stuffing first.
All comments are moderated due to spam, drunks and trolls.Keep 'em civil, coherent, short, and on topic.