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Thursday, December 14, 2023

Aaaaand here's your daily memes

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31 comments:

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    1. Yeah, it would've been better with Yoko Ono, huh? We take what we can get, though.

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    2. Made me grin.

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    3. I can't wait to get up at 2:55 A.M. tomorrow and try this. I got a S&W Model 66 with a two inch barrel chambered in .357, do you think that will work?.

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    4. You'e right it's not funny because firing a snubnose at a mirror at 3 am without safety glasses is hazardous.

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    5. No, that WAS pretty funny...

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    6. And don't forget the hearing protection.

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    7. I agree, this is a terrible meme --shit, that's seven years of bad luck, man.
      --Tennessee Budd

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    8. OMG! Something on the intertubes offended me!

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    9. It is a little funny. But some people don’t have a sense of humor

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    10. Hey, Anonymous: In the immortal words of Sgt. Hulka, "Lighten up, Francis."

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    11. Five bullets into John and none into Yoko.
      If Mark David Chapman had aimed two feet to the right, he'd be a hero today.

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    12. Gee, I must have missed something. I thought it was hilarious. We are all going to die. You might as well laugh about it. It's not like it was a joke about Taylor Swift, the newest light in the heavens or something.
      Besides everyone knows that the Beatles were second to Gerry and the Pacemakers.
      I figured if I was going to piss people off, go big or go home.

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    13. Triggered?

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  2. I think the Barbies, #19, are wonderful. I’ve seen some really incredible ones. One of the first ones I saw was Trailer Trash Barbie. She had a tee shirt that said “My Daddy says I’m the best kisser in the County “. I think messing with Barbies is an art form.
    JFM

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    1. Every little girl's dream - to be a ho.

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    2. They have the divorced Barbie now also. She comes with the house, car, and half of Ken's stuff.

      Q: Why doesn't Barbie come with Ken?
      A: Barbie only comes with the pool boy.

      Neck

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  3. Does the Barbie on the right have a penis bulge? If so, she's super perfect for 2023.

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  4. #14: If you cross the roaches with fire flies it'd look spectacular with the National anthem playing in the background.

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    1. I'll never forget the day when I was kid and found out those huge South Texas cockroaches could fly. It still haunts me.

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    2. We call them waterbugs here in NC The best part is they make a "pop" when you step on 'em.

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    3. When I was in boot camp at Great Lakes TC in 64-65, we used to hunt cockroaches with a can of Right Guard spray and a zippo. Those cans were a good sub for a real flame thrower. 2.5-3' range.

      Nemo

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  5. Found out why they never made a pregnant Barbie, it is because Ken came in a different box!

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  6. #13, TIL I was born a poor black grrl

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  7. Mommy, mommy, does Barbie come with Ken, no darling, Barbie comes with G I joe she fakes it with Ken.

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  8. Starker here,
    There have been rumors that John was coming back to Christ & that a certain socialist witch was very unhappy about loosing control. Well you can guess where it goes from there.

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  9. #12 Absolute rubbish. Don't be cucks and buy into the American brainwashing. Men she is your wife, not your mother. Are you going to keep acting like a 12 yo just for that golden "box"?

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