I can't wait to get up at 2:55 A.M. tomorrow and try this. I got a S&W Model 66 with a two inch barrel chambered in .357, do you think that will work?.
Gee, I must have missed something. I thought it was hilarious. We are all going to die. You might as well laugh about it. It's not like it was a joke about Taylor Swift, the newest light in the heavens or something. Besides everyone knows that the Beatles were second to Gerry and the Pacemakers. I figured if I was going to piss people off, go big or go home.
I think the Barbies, #19, are wonderful. I’ve seen some really incredible ones. One of the first ones I saw was Trailer Trash Barbie. She had a tee shirt that said “My Daddy says I’m the best kisser in the County “. I think messing with Barbies is an art form. JFM
When I was in boot camp at Great Lakes TC in 64-65, we used to hunt cockroaches with a can of Right Guard spray and a zippo. Those cans were a good sub for a real flame thrower. 2.5-3' range.
Starker here, There have been rumors that John was coming back to Christ & that a certain socialist witch was very unhappy about loosing control. Well you can guess where it goes from there.
#12 Absolute rubbish. Don't be cucks and buy into the American brainwashing. Men she is your wife, not your mother. Are you going to keep acting like a 12 yo just for that golden "box"?
#20 NOT FUNNY!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, it would've been better with Yoko Ono, huh? We take what we can get, though.
DeleteMade me grin.
DeleteI can't wait to get up at 2:55 A.M. tomorrow and try this. I got a S&W Model 66 with a two inch barrel chambered in .357, do you think that will work?.
DeleteYou'e right it's not funny because firing a snubnose at a mirror at 3 am without safety glasses is hazardous.
DeleteNo, that WAS pretty funny...
DeleteAnd don't forget the hearing protection.
DeleteI agree, this is a terrible meme --shit, that's seven years of bad luck, man.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
OMG! Something on the intertubes offended me!
DeleteAnd a meme to boot.
DeleteIt is a little funny. But some people don’t have a sense of humor
DeleteDamn hilarious if you ask me.
DeleteHey, Anonymous: In the immortal words of Sgt. Hulka, "Lighten up, Francis."
DeleteFive bullets into John and none into Yoko.
DeleteIf Mark David Chapman had aimed two feet to the right, he'd be a hero today.
Gee, I must have missed something. I thought it was hilarious. We are all going to die. You might as well laugh about it. It's not like it was a joke about Taylor Swift, the newest light in the heavens or something.
DeleteBesides everyone knows that the Beatles were second to Gerry and the Pacemakers.
I figured if I was going to piss people off, go big or go home.
Triggered?
DeleteI think the Barbies, #19, are wonderful. I’ve seen some really incredible ones. One of the first ones I saw was Trailer Trash Barbie. She had a tee shirt that said “My Daddy says I’m the best kisser in the County “. I think messing with Barbies is an art form.
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Every little girl's dream - to be a ho.
DeleteThey have the divorced Barbie now also. She comes with the house, car, and half of Ken's stuff.
DeleteQ: Why doesn't Barbie come with Ken?
A: Barbie only comes with the pool boy.
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Does the Barbie on the right have a penis bulge? If so, she's super perfect for 2023.
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ReplyDelete#14: If you cross the roaches with fire flies it'd look spectacular with the National anthem playing in the background.
I'll never forget the day when I was kid and found out those huge South Texas cockroaches could fly. It still haunts me.
DeleteWe call them waterbugs here in NC The best part is they make a "pop" when you step on 'em.
DeleteWhen I was in boot camp at Great Lakes TC in 64-65, we used to hunt cockroaches with a can of Right Guard spray and a zippo. Those cans were a good sub for a real flame thrower. 2.5-3' range.
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Found out why they never made a pregnant Barbie, it is because Ken came in a different box!
ReplyDelete#13, TIL I was born a poor black grrl
ReplyDeleteMommy, mommy, does Barbie come with Ken, no darling, Barbie comes with G I joe she fakes it with Ken.
ReplyDelete#20 is fucked up
ReplyDeleteStarker here,
ReplyDeleteThere have been rumors that John was coming back to Christ & that a certain socialist witch was very unhappy about loosing control. Well you can guess where it goes from there.
#12 Absolute rubbish. Don't be cucks and buy into the American brainwashing. Men she is your wife, not your mother. Are you going to keep acting like a 12 yo just for that golden "box"?
ReplyDeleteYou take memes seriously? Really?
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