#7- My brother was a millwright at a sawmill in the '70s. One of his least favorite responsibilities was repairing (welding) the feed chain to the debarker when it was raining. The feed chain was uncovered so it was always an exciting experience.
Yes he did, many times. And since usually when the feed chain broke it meant the mill was shut down and the crew was there to watch him do the dance. Great fun for them, not so much for him.
I think that's a mirror. I once rented a vacation house where all the walls were covered in mirrors. The first thing I did was put post it notes all over the place. Mufflerking
#5 By definition: Going too fast if you can't stop within the road that you can see ahead. #8 I wonder how many times they have to replace that glass? #9 Why they invented batting helmets. #10 Why she learned to hate winter sports.
#9 is a whiffle ball, you can tell the way it bounced off his head instead of dropping him where he stood. A good whiffle ball pitcher can do all sorts of magic with the ball, like dropping two down and out, then curving one in on your jimmies just to keep you honest.
#5 - too fast, also needs to be on the outside edge of the lane so you can see further ahead. Hugging the inside on a blind curve reduces how far ahead you can see.
#9- Playing independent baseball I batted against a former MLB pitcher from the Detroit Tigers. He hit me with an inside fastball that was somewhere around 88-90 MPH. I would never consider batting without a helmet against anyone throwing for real. You see the pros get hit by the upper 90's to 100 MPH fastballs, and it sometimes breaks a bone in their hand or elbow, etc. Don't play stupid games while being stupid.
#2: Not exactly the same. but same idea. When I was doing support, we had these electronic printers that would print the screen by burning an aluminum layer off the paper in the printer. We were at a weekly status meeting. The shift supervisor complained that the error message on the screen was flashing but the printed output was not. Really. My compatriot volunteered this comment: Well, after all, it is paper. Hilarity ensued.
#5 Bike speeding,.....yes. Enjoying a hot lap down a winding road, yes. White car (probably a Karen) pulled into the bikes lane as they came around the turn, should be cited for, illegal u turn (if you believe that) failure to maintain a lane (if you believe that) or intentionally causing an accident (most likely as one personwas out of the car) Driver deserves an ass kicking. Too many Karen's out there breaking the law trying to prevent others from breaking the law. The big difference is one was harmless fun, the other was malicious.
#7- My brother was a millwright at a sawmill in the '70s. One of his least favorite responsibilities was repairing (welding) the feed chain to the debarker when it was raining. The feed chain was uncovered so it was always an exciting experience.
ReplyDeleteShocking, I'm sure.
DeleteWatt happened?
DeleteOhm my gawd!
DeleteDid he ever do the Amp Dance?
DeleteYes he did, many times. And since usually when the feed chain broke it meant the mill was shut down and the crew was there to watch him do the dance. Great fun for them, not so much for him.
Delete#8, poor design choice, should have the window halfway to the floor so its not mistaken as being a walkway.
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I think that's a mirror. I once rented a vacation house where all the walls were covered in mirrors. The first thing I did was put post it notes all over the place. Mufflerking
Delete#5 By definition: Going too fast if you can't stop within the road that you can see ahead.
ReplyDelete#8 I wonder how many times they have to replace that glass?
#9 Why they invented batting helmets.
#10 Why she learned to hate winter sports.
#9 is a whiffle ball, you can tell the way it bounced off his head instead of dropping him where he stood. A good whiffle ball pitcher can do all sorts of magic with the ball, like dropping two down and out, then curving one in on your jimmies just to keep you honest.
Delete#5 - too fast, also needs to be on the outside edge of the lane so you can see further ahead. Hugging the inside on a blind curve reduces how far ahead you can see.
DeleteI love it when people try to educate us about people being recorded being stupid. Why not enjoy WC's efforts?
ReplyDelete#9- Playing independent baseball I batted against a former MLB pitcher from the Detroit Tigers. He hit me with an inside fastball that was somewhere around 88-90 MPH. I would never consider batting without a helmet against anyone throwing for real.
ReplyDeleteYou see the pros get hit by the upper 90's to 100 MPH fastballs, and it sometimes breaks a bone in their hand or elbow, etc. Don't play stupid games while being stupid.
8. Balls of steel on that man…
ReplyDeleteI was wondering about that. Did he break the glass with his dick?
DeleteI'm confused about #8. Did he pull a weapon after walking into a door?
ReplyDeleteHe caught his hat in his right hand.
DeleteThat's his hat
Delete#2- Anybody says not me is lyin'.
ReplyDeleteI've never owned a smartphone, so, ummm..... not me.
DeleteThat's a zoomer trying to expand a paper photograph. I'm old enough to know what it is, so, I'm not lying when I say, not me.
DeleteI know, what I was trying to say is I've never owned a device I could do that with, so I've never even thought about doing it to a regular photograph.
Delete#2: Not exactly the same. but same idea. When I was doing support, we had these electronic printers that would print the screen by burning an aluminum layer off the paper in the printer. We were at a weekly status meeting. The shift supervisor complained that the error message on the screen was flashing but the printed output was not. Really. My compatriot volunteered this comment: Well, after all, it is paper. Hilarity ensued.
Delete#5 Bike speeding,.....yes. Enjoying a hot lap down a winding road, yes. White car (probably a Karen) pulled into the bikes lane as they came around the turn, should be cited for, illegal u turn (if you believe that) failure to maintain a lane (if you believe that) or intentionally causing an accident (most likely as one personwas out of the car)
ReplyDeleteDriver deserves an ass kicking. Too many Karen's out there breaking the law trying to prevent others from breaking the law. The big difference is one was harmless fun, the other was malicious.
#8 Rushing to improve the view on that booty.
ReplyDelete#8, Somebody's been doing the Tenacious D workout
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