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Friday, December 08, 2023

It's 5 o'clock - time to crack open a cold one

A hospital security guard had sex with a 79-year-old woman’s corpse, according to Arizona cops who allege the crime took place inside a morgue freezer last month.

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Last Friday it was some guy in England nailing dead women, this week it's hospital staff in Arizona.
No, there's not going to be a Necrophilia Friday feature on this blog. I promise.

11 comments:

  1. Thank you Kenny! Pat

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  2. Well hell, try and date a live one. You'll need to spend $1000's on dinner and what not and maybe later get a nibble or a hand of fake tit. Even worse a tranny with a pecker bigger than yours and want to plow you!
    @Luis-CheapDateForMe

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  3. Didja hear about the queer that broke into the morgue? He wanted to suck down some cold ones.

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  4. https://youtu.be/JwFE9tkq4KM
    (To be clear- I do not condone this sort of behavior.)

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  5. “Time to crack open a cold one” snuck up on me. I swear, sometimes your post titles are the best part of your blog Ken!
    MartyB

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  6. He could apply for the job of President's son when Hunter gets hauled off.

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  7. No Necrophilia Friday?
    I thought this blog would welcome being edgy with dark humor.
    Grumpy

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  8. Mohamad did the same thing with his aunt.

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  9. I dont do corpses or 79 yr olds...But I do have a 5 o'clock knife that'll open beers. LOL

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  10. I understand not being much into pillow talk, but damn!
    CC

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  11. Your honor, I swear I didn't know she was dead, I thought she was Jewish.

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