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Tuesday, December 12, 2023

Tuesday's gifs

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30 comments:

  1. #4 - The asshole deserved that.
    #6 - Good luck getting your car out of the drainage ditch. You couldn't just wait in traffic, could ya Snowflake?

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    1. #4 - he's probably been doing that for a while and someone got tired of it, and created a snowman with a REALLY hard head just for him.

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    2. No, that was planned from the beginning for click bait...

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    3. Maybe. Theee was a case, where someone was trashing his kids' snowmen, repeatedly. You could see the tracks where they drove up on the lawn and demo'd it. So they built another bigger one, over a few feet, with the fire hydrant buried inside it.

      The vandalism ceased, after they towed the a holes truck away...

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  2. #3- I am a migraine patient. Bad enough that I was retired early on disability, due to the near daily, debilitating pain and other not fun symptoms associated with migraines, such as vomiting and more.
    Tomorrow I see my neurologist who gives me a series of injections in my eyebrows and up the back of my neck to near the top of the back of my head. The injections are of lidocaine, and of such quantity that they cause swelling under the skin until the liquid is absorbed.
    Of course they are painful to the point that I have to grit my teeth and still they bring tears to my eyes. Called a pain block, they are intended to stop the migraine pain from tightening the muscles of my facial structures hopefully relieving some of the pain. They help perhaps 25% of the time in reducing the pain level. So they are worth getting, when you have debilitating pain.
    The reason for my long explanation is that my neurologist is thrilled with me, because I always make sure that my head is freshly shaved before I see him. It makes it so much easier for him to find his landmarks for his injection points. He has told me about the problems he has had with some shall we say, ethnic type of hair styles that cause him to have to really work a bit to ensure that he doesn't get the shots too close together.

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    1. Look into opium lettuce, it grows in your back yard.

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    2. Also called Wild Lettuce... here's how to process it to make a pain killer.
      https://youtu.be/FNogado3JiE

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  3. #3- Good grooming is very important, even when you have nothing to groom.

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    1. It has always been his favorite comb, he just can't part with it...(RickeyG)

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    2. It's like the phantom limb.

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    3. could he be scratching his head?
      Heltau

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  4. #8 - Was waiting for the bulb to light up like uncle Fester's

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  5. 6) I took a corner too fast after a fresh snowfall at an intersection and got myself into a large ditch. It wasn't as large, and good thing the snow wasn't too deep. I kept my momentum going and managed to get myself out. If I stopped I'd have been stuck.
    I think it's too little too late in this case.

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  6. #5-Great idea until the mower shoots a stone into his nuts.
    Scarecrow

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    1. Or one good bump, and he loses a foot.

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  7. Lawnmower man may regret that shit

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  8. #6 I did that on a muddy road. I was coming home from school, and caught up to our neighbor right before the turn to the house. She couldn't navigate the road in front of me at a speed where I could maintain control. After I slowed, I started to slip and slide, bounced off a grader berm on the right, then fell into the left ditch. I gunned the old Fury around the corner at the intersection, and barely got it back on the road before I hit a culvert on the irrigation pump access road. I was pretty wobbly after I got home. I figured I was stuck for sure and dad would have my hide.

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  9. #8 is advertising for a new boyfriend.

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  10. # 5 Is that an oxygen tank beside the fire?

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    1. Propane. Just as deadly. - Nemo

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    2. That is a tall high-pressure tank, so not propane. Welding oxygen tanks are green. Being grey, it might be nitrogen, but I don't know of any home use for that gas.
      John in Indy

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    3. I had propane tanks like that. Probably still have them, but there's been no chance of refilling them for a couple of decades.

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  11. Not sure whats going on Wirecutter, but todays memes and gifs are not displaying for me and I get an erroe 505 from google (?) saying no file exists...yesterdays stuff is ok but not today, fyi.

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    1. I'm having the same problem too. If I reload it a few times it comes through.
      Not much I can do about it on my end. Sorry.
      Maybe you can come back to it later?

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    2. Everything’s loading fine in my corner of the world. Is it just the eastern part of the country?
      JFM

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    3. Seems ok now WC

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  12. Start doing things that raise eyebrows like in #3… people will naturally keep their distance; it’s a grumpy old man technique.
    -Grumps

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  13. The #10 reminds me of a story. My wife's nephew was a chef in Chinese restaurants in Houston. He had a cooking shed built in his back yard that housed two commercial wok burners fed by natural gas from the local utility. That guy's left arm and shoulder were huge; his upper arm was as big as my thigh muscle from manhandling the industrial woks as he cooked. But, damn, that boy could cook and we never turned down an opportunity to have dinner at their house. His right arm was normal size. It was fun to watch him use those woks.

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