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Tuesday, December 19, 2023

You've got to hand it to the attorney for his oringinality

You might find this hard to believe, but some places in the country are actually prosecuting the organized shoplifters plaguing retailers. 

For example, a pair in Parker, Colorado, known as the KitchenAid Crew just went to trial over their shoplifting spree stealing, well, you can guess.
-Todd

11 comments:

  1. It was worth a shot. Glad it didn’t work. Lock ‘em up.

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  2. There will be millions upon millions of out-of-state dollars coming in to get rid of this DA and replace it with a Soros-DA, just like the millions of dollars coming in to get rid of that pesky republican called Lauren Boebert. Those lefties that HATE capitalism, surely love political money.

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  3. You know, yesterday my boy (6) and my mom went to the store, and when they got home, my son damn near had an aneurysm, yelling that they had to go back. Turns out he forgot to pay for his candy bar. So they went back and paid for it. Good to know I'm raising an honest boy if a dumb one.

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    1. Good on him and you folks. You're raising him right.
      I'm the kind of guy that when I discover something I didn't pay for in my shopping cart after I get back out to the truck, I'll take it back inside to pay for it.
      I despise a thief and refuse to become one, even accidentally.

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    2. I once worked at a gas station for 13 hours (1 1/2 shifts) once. When I went to pick up the check, it was for 101 hours; I did not notice the hours until I was at the bank to cash the check. I went back and the woman said nobody had ever reported such a thing. A week later, they called me back in and gave me a check for 40 hours. I objected again. A couple of days later, I went back and the check was 40 hours. The lady in the payroll office said she had seen the time cards, witnessed and countersigned by the supervisor of the station. In the end, it was not worth fighting anymore. When I had quit, the boss told me I was the second fastest pump jockey they had ever hired and was sad to see me go.

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  4. It's established law that you steal at full retail price.
    Also, (generally) if you steal a part, you've stolen the whole meaning if you only steal one shoe from the box, you stole the whole thing.
    I hope no one says something stupid like "if you steal a hubcap, you've stole the whole vehicle?"

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    1. So it doesn't matter if you only steal sale items?
      Hafta remember that.
      Zorro

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    2. What about if you steal all four hubcaps?
      (Hadda be a smartass)

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  5. Some parts of Colorado are like some parts of California; "We're no LA-liens & that shit don't fly in flyover country."
    Hope it turns out to be a growing trend. One of the negatives that I've seen in CO. (Usually get in a few trips to go fly fishing every year) is a definite uptick in transient types.
    Zorro

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  6. Hope no homeless come out here and just rustle one rump roast off'n a cow and expect to only get half- hung for their partial theft.

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