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Friday, January 26, 2024

I can't drive..... FIFTY FIVE!!!

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. – Two men were arrested early Sunday morning after being caught driving at speeds of 199 mph, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office.

8 comments:

  1. How the fuck do you get caught and stopped when you’re going 199 mph?

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    1. Big surprise to wake up in a police state ain’t it. Wake the fuk up and smell some oxygen.

      TMF Bert

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    2. Cameras. Cameras. Everywhere.

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  2. my Maserati does one eighty five
    i lost my license and now i don't drive
    i have a limo, i ride in the back
    i lock the doors in case i'm attacked
    life's been good to me so far....

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  3. The officers who stopped these two are actually their guardian angels. They prevented them from dying, and probably taking a slew of innocents with them. Bet the insurance companies do something interesting and distinctly non- "bussin'" to their parent's car insurance rates, no cap.

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  4. You can’t outrun Motorola!

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