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Friday, January 26, 2024

So the perfect woman does exist.....


 

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  1. I thought Alexithymia was common to all women. That's why us men must learn how to read minds. -sammy

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    1. You're half right. If we could read their minds we'd either die laughing or running.

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  2. I need some and a crop duster

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  3. They're all around us. All it takes to find one is a sharp scalpal, some ether and a text book showing how to perform a vocal cord Cordectomy.

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    1. Easier to take her to a friendly vet and get her "de-barked"

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  4. What is it called when my wife describes my thoughts and emotions in a verbal manner?

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  5. Unfortunately, some of them point out their thoughts and feelings with their trigger finger.

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  6. All that pent-up drama is going to be released somehow. No woman I've ever known could manage to keep her emotions to herself.

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    1. I recommend watching as many "Snapped" episodes as possible on Peacock. Most of the bitches kill off their old man for the insurance money, so if you have doubts about her, just stop paying the premiums.

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