#6. You'll never get ripped off. #8. AKM's are much more stylish. #14. Cat was asleep on the couch. I crept up and said boo. Got the scars to prove it.
My shit-show of a workplace just did #9... we are on the verge of bankruptcy, haven’t paid our bills in months but they’ve got $250 to buy pizza. I don’t need pizza, I need you to make payroll next week.
The last company I worked for would do that quite frequently if we needed to work through lunches when something would blow up (IT). Couple hundred bucks for pizzas that most of us got 2 pieces out of vs several hundred if they paid us OT, but we were "salaried" (which was also BS, but only one or two of us bitched about it).
6 and 10 were the best. xoxox
ReplyDeleteGood ones that made ne smile as they generally do
ReplyDelete#6. You'll never get ripped off.
ReplyDelete#8. AKM's are much more stylish.
#14. Cat was asleep on the couch. I crept up and said boo. Got the scars to prove it.
Fuck Joe Biden!
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DeleteWith a telephone pole wrapped in rusty razorwire.
Delete#19 is absolutely true!
ReplyDeleteKlaus
Yes to hell with TAYLOR SWANK.
ReplyDelete#8 Did you bring your side dish in a pressure cooker.
ReplyDeleteMy shit-show of a workplace just did #9... we are on the verge of bankruptcy, haven’t paid our bills in months but they’ve got $250 to buy pizza. I don’t need pizza, I need you to make payroll next week.
ReplyDeleteThe last company I worked for would do that quite frequently if we needed to work through lunches when something would blow up (IT). Couple hundred bucks for pizzas that most of us got 2 pieces out of vs several hundred if they paid us OT, but we were "salaried" (which was also BS, but only one or two of us bitched about it).
Delete#15 I’d tap that. Wonder if she’s like a Weeble.
ReplyDeleteMadMarlin
my weirdo friends don't know what to say when i tell them
ReplyDelete"don't worry, I only eat vegan beef"
#20: Does anyone have a voice in their head with a strange German-Russian accent?
ReplyDeleteAsking for my friends.