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Monday, January 08, 2024

Mondays, what can you say

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  1. #10 - the lady of the boat REALLLY had to go poo really badly, but didn't feel comfortable using the ship's head.

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  2. #2? Been there. Was the tech called out to clean up and fix the machine. 20 minute call turned out to be 3 hours.

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  3. At least it looks like a sandy beach in #10. There is a fair chance that with help and luck, your sailboat can get back service.

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  4. I need help with the first one.

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    1. So does the car that’s on its side.
      WiscoDave

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    2. They need help too.
      #9, stopped ALMOST in time. Hopefully it has a robust bumper.

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    3. The car taking a nap isn't obvious?

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    4. Also need help on #1!

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    5. I've got a feeling someone didn't like where this car was parked so they called some friends and laid it on its side.
      Or maybe it was just some kids having 'fun'.

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    6. So did the driver.

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    7. I've lived in neighborhoods / zones which prohibited parking on pavement either overnight (no street lights) or always.
      It could be a simple, scratch my belly request.

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  5. 6) Been shaking out my shoes before I put them on since I was kid in South Texas. Every time I start think it's just an old habit I don't need anymore I find a scorpion in the house. Went throigh a rash of them this past summer.

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    1. Ever since a scuba diving trip to the Baja (maybe) 20 years ago, I have been shaking out my shoes for "bugs" that may have decided to stay awhile.

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    2. Grew up with them in North Texas. You didn't reach down to pick up a brick or piece of wood without first kicking it over to see what was under it. Learned that the hard way.

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    3. You got that right. I know several people who have been bitten by rattlesnakes on the hand and fingers by not following that rule. Even a small rattler under a rock or stick can mess you up.

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    4. Was drying my hockey gear on the lanai when living on the North Shore of Oahu, one of them fuckers was hanging out on my nut-cup.

      I checked everything religiously after that.

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  6. Who in the Hell takes time to snap a picture when their fucking dryer is on fire?

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    1. It's 2024.
      You're supposed to post to Facebook before you call 911.
      Sheesh. Where have you been?

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    2. Your warranty has expired.
      Heltau

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  7. #3 That's a road construction asphalt roller, heavy. Good luck finding a jack that will take that weight.

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  8. Used to get some big ones in the Mojave desert, don’t put your hands anywhere you haven’t looked first. Moved to Idaho, haven’t seen one in 12years.

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  9. #7. It’s good to clean your lint screen.

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    1. Dryer fires are usually from lint build up in the dryer exhaust pipe going outside. Pop the grate outside and clean the lint build up there.

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    2. The bathroom door has an out of order sign on it.

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    3. Yeah, but so what? What makes that unusual, funny, or interesting?

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    4. I still don’t understand why an out of order sign on the bathroom door merits meme status. If it had read out of odor I could understand.
      MadMarlin

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    5. We can see that. Where's the funniness?

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  10. 7) I thought someone found a scorpion in the dryer and decided to kill it with fire.

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