Brian Owens, 42, faces public lewdness, resisting arrest, assault, criminal mischief, and reckless endangerment charges for the offense in Leeds at 9pm on Thursday.
Footage circulating online shows it in full - after a fully naked Owens is said to have executed a cannonball from the top floor of the Bass Pro Shop into the aquarium.
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Dude's gonna have some serious road rash on his dick after they dragged him face down across the floor.
Maybe he's prepping. What is the degree of difficulty for a cannonball dive and will it be featured in the 2024 summer Olympics in France accompanied by the 1812 overture?
ReplyDeleteNo wildlife were harmed in the making of this video, and the filters were changed after a yellow cloud was seen suspended in the water.
ReplyDeleteOh, good, there's a video.
ReplyDeleteI bet he loses about 3 inches off his dick being dragged across the floor face down.
ReplyDeleteUpstate people are crazy, we don't act like that down here on the coast. Much.
ReplyDeleteI have not actually thought about dong this.
ReplyDeleteI did see a video of some dude stealing a 50 lb. fish (I think it was a Tarpon) from a Bass Pro or Cabelas...
Should've tazed his ass while still laying in the water. Problem solved
ReplyDeleteNever thought of jumping in, have thought about borrowing some kit from the fishing section and trying it out
ReplyDeleteOffender suffers from mental illness? Sounds like he enjoys it. It's the results that have him suffering.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, there isn't a "No Swimming" sign.
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