At least the roomba rolled it all back up. I had a roomba once, it didn't save any work between prepping the room, and also periodically disassembling it to get the carpet fuzz and hair out of the wheels and sensors. Wasn't cheap either.
a Couple years ago my wife asked me for one for Mother's day. So I obliged. Worked well. Until the dog had a diarrhea accident in the house. The Roomba died that day, and was buried.
#6 - Dyson Turbo. Get 'em while they're hot. #8 - Listen. And understand. That Roomba is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are out of toilet paper.
#7 Happened to me trying not to run over my daughter who had crashed right in front of me. I landed on her bicycle. Cut my arm open, took 6 stitches. Dr Castro said the 'chicks dig scars'.
#3 - If that happened to me at that age, that would be a dead-ass piece of poultry! #4 looks like Grandmas house. She'll be pissed. #5 - I thought walking was a thing... Must have been fake news. #10 - Great concept but the execution sucked...
Had a guy on my M110 crew who refused to listen. One day during a direct fire mission, using green bags, he decided to wrap the lanyard around his wrist. I told him to hold it properly and he wanted to be a smart-ass. I gave him the fire command, and the gun threw him at least 30 feet. The recoil on full powder is a good six feet. He was lucky he didn't lose his arm. As it was, my battery commander laughed his ass off and gave smart-ass a '15 for damaging himself. Damn..that was a long time ago.
Do not taunt happy fun chicken.
ReplyDeleteWOW fancy vac is jet powered
ReplyDelete#3 keep playing with it and you will go blind.
ReplyDeletenitro powered hoover
ReplyDelete#3 FAFO
ReplyDeleteAt least the roomba rolled it all back up. I had a roomba once, it didn't save any work between prepping the room, and also periodically disassembling it to get the carpet fuzz and hair out of the wheels and sensors. Wasn't cheap either.
ReplyDeletea Couple years ago my wife asked me for one for Mother's day. So I obliged. Worked well. Until the dog had a diarrhea accident in the house. The Roomba died that day, and was buried.
DeleteI gotst get me one of them jet vacuums.....
ReplyDelete#6 - Dyson Turbo. Get 'em while they're hot.
ReplyDelete#8 - Listen. And understand. That Roomba is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are out of toilet paper.
#7 Happened to me trying not to run over my daughter who had crashed right in front of me. I landed on her bicycle. Cut my arm open, took 6 stitches. Dr Castro said the 'chicks dig scars'.
ReplyDeleteI love animals. Except cats.
ReplyDelete#3 - If that happened to me at that age, that would be a dead-ass piece of poultry!
ReplyDelete#4 looks like Grandmas house. She'll be pissed.
#5 - I thought walking was a thing... Must have been fake news.
#10 - Great concept but the execution sucked...
#7: damned bicyclist running a stop sign. Too bad he flipped himself instead of plowing straight ahead.
ReplyDeleteOne of God's miracles.
Delete#3 That is when you kick that bird 10 feet in the air.
ReplyDeleteHad a guy on my M110 crew who refused to listen. One day during a direct fire mission, using green bags, he decided to wrap the lanyard around his wrist. I told him to hold it properly and he wanted to be a smart-ass. I gave him the fire command, and the gun threw him at least 30 feet. The recoil on full powder is a good six feet. He was lucky he didn't lose his arm. As it was, my battery commander laughed his ass off and gave smart-ass a '15 for damaging himself. Damn..that was a long time ago.
ReplyDelete#3 I recall Ken saying a .357 worked well in that kind of situation !
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