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Monday, February 26, 2024

And some poor fucker has to review the camera footage...


 

18 comments:

  1. Who the hell came up with that idea? They need a girlfriend.

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  2. Apparently they don't have taco bell in stanford. One good blow-out and that camera lens would be coated over. I sure as hell ain't going clean it off.

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  3. Fedgov research grants are a vertible gold field. Shrimp on treadmills, 'anal prints', everything is game.
    There doesn't have to be a conclusion except maybe more study is needed.

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  4. Sorry, I can't go if anyone's watching.

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  5. This project ends the moment somebody gets back from a night of drinking and eating take out Indian or Mexican food. The camera will be ... encrusted.

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  6. Our BORROWED, to be paid back by our grandchildren's grandchildren, maybe, tax dollars at work.

    Nemo

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  7. Its a shitty job, but it pays well

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  8. No need to graduate. Live of stupid grants.

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  9. Y'all underestimate the perseverance and intestinal fortitude of gastrointestinal scientists. Remember, we learned about digestion by tying food to a string and sticking into an unhealed stomach wound. Way back in the 70's we had clear plastic toilets and cameras. Yeah, it's a bit weird, but we actually learned things that helped people with real problems. And the stories.... you'd never believe what you can use a paint shaker for. I never bought a drink after that postdoc.

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  10. Tiny wipers like some expensive cars have for headlights, would solve the back splatter issue frequently encountered during the blapps!.

    Chutes Magoo

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  11. They stole this from the Japanese.

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  12. What the heck is an analprint! Nevermind I don't want to know.

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  13. Not the first time some one pulled a stunt like this, parasite class wants us to be without any privacy at all, not even in the bathroom. It's not enough that they live in absolute luxury with gilded halls an army of servants providing them with their every whim and pleasure, but they must increase the disparity between us and them by tearing us down.

    Just wait until it's hackable and connected to a big tech cloud.

    - Arc

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  14. That usually costs extra on pornhub..............or so I've been told. Ahem

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  15. "And some poor fucker has to review the camera footage..." Where do I sign up?

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  16. Not to piss on anyone's parade, but if you've ever had to bring a stool sample in to a gastroenterologist's lab you can understand the benefit of such a devise. I think they're better off leaving such a device at the doctor's office, though.

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