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Monday, February 26, 2024

The haul of a lifetime

Police report that a suspect made off with a 16-figure haul after burglarizing a Pennsylvania residence earlier this month. 

Investigators say that the Bedford home was broken into on February 6 by “an unknown individual” who made off with several pieces of jewelry, silver dollars worth $20, and 2,000,000,000,000,000 in currency. 

6 comments:

  1. Two million billion?
    FJB

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  2. I mean, two million trillion.

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  3. I feel so poor. The one I have is only ten trillion dollars.

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  4. Not to worry. Our national debt is only thirty-three thousand billion.

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  5. I would love to see the look on the thief's face when he goes to sell the Zimbabwe dollars. I have 10 of the 50 trillion Zim$ notes I bought online for $6 about 12 years ago.
    Al_in_Ottawa

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