She aroused suspicion with this weapon of mass seduction.
A female plane passenger was left mortified after a vibrator began buzzing in her suitcase shortly before takeoff, with crew ordering her to disembark the aircraft and reveal the noisy contents of her carry-on.
Sounds like neither of you have experience in the area... Most toys have a built-in battery (like your cell phone) that gets charged via USB port. There's no taking the battery out without destroying the device.
I remember reading about a middle eastern guy and his mother were going through security when the one in his suitcase started buzzing. To escape embarrassment, he told the it was a bomb. I'd have probably done the same thing.
Was in the TSA line at the local flugplatz when sweet young thing behind me was fishing through her war bag when Mr. Substitute plopped out and rolled down the line. Mortified look on her face is an understatement. Of course, elderly grandma reached down, picked it up and handed it to her - with a grin on her face.
That's happened more than once. Take the batteries out of devices before flying if you don't want to be embarrassed.
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Anon. you sound like you've had some experience traveling with those "embarrising" devices.
DeleteBog, I've had experience flying aircraft where stupid people do stupid things.
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Sounds like neither of you have experience in the area...
DeleteMost toys have a built-in battery (like your cell phone) that gets charged via USB port. There's no taking the battery out without destroying the device.
Batteries ladies, batteries....
ReplyDeleteNow Mama and the world knows, Via she hasn't met a nice young doc tor.
ReplyDeletePlacing money on 'things that didn't really happen but you thought it would get you views and clicks'.
ReplyDeleteAccording to the NY Post link, it DID happen. I get it, those links are so hard to click, derp.
DeleteI remember reading about a middle eastern guy and his mother were going through security when the one in his suitcase started buzzing. To escape embarrassment, he told the it was a bomb. I'd have probably done the same thing.
ReplyDeleteWas in the TSA line at the local flugplatz when sweet young thing behind me was fishing through her war bag when Mr. Substitute plopped out and rolled down the line. Mortified look on her face is an understatement. Of course, elderly grandma reached down, picked it up and handed it to her - with a grin on her face.
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ReplyDeleteanything for clicks