Pineapple is old fasion, Fried Crispy bungholes might be the next "pizza topping craze". They're part of a pig’s large intestine, specifically the part through which feces gets pushed out.
Damn. Just call it a 'fritter' and no one would care. The word 'pizza' conveys special meaning, especially to those born and raised in the northeast, which should not be trifled with.
It's been my opinion that people who put pineapple or any topping other than meat or vegetables, like peppers onion or mushrooms on a pizza, need to take flying lessons off of a ten story building because they just ain't right in the head.
Some people's kinks man ... world is a freaky place.
ReplyDeleteThe missus makes one of these with a graham cracker crust and cream cheese in lieu of marinara, fresh fruit,,,, great summertime dessert.
ReplyDeleteMost toppings offered for pizza is a form of a "fruit" anyway, so what's the problem?
ReplyDeleteKiwi though?
DeletePineapple is old fasion, Fried Crispy bungholes might be the next "pizza topping craze". They're part of a pig’s large intestine, specifically the part through which feces gets pushed out.
ReplyDeleteIf you're interested here's a video on pork bung:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3UmesLOnKk
Damn. Just call it a 'fritter' and no one would care. The word 'pizza' conveys special meaning, especially to those born and raised in the northeast, which should not be trifled with.
ReplyDeleteIt's been my opinion that people who put pineapple or any topping other than meat or vegetables, like peppers onion or mushrooms on a pizza, need to take flying lessons off of a ten story building because they just ain't right in the head.
ReplyDeleteNemo
Someone is going to Hell's basement for this.
ReplyDelete- WDS
At least it's not scorpions...
ReplyDeleteBut geez, bananas and kiwi is Vegan short bus territory.
Oh, it's a pizza, not vomit?
ReplyDeleteThat's a fucking mess
ReplyDeleteJD
Put some anchovies on it.
ReplyDeleteThen stuff it into the disposal.
Abomination solved.
Vomit
ReplyDeletefruit cake
ReplyDelete