OAKLAND, Calif. - A man from Texas celebrating his 21st birthday in the Bay Area was robbed as he and his friends stopped at an East Oakland gas station before their flight home.
Alice Cooper: Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Oakland has certainly had its share of visitors. The Spanish missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century.
Pete: Hey, isn't "Oakland" an Indian name?
Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. In fact , it's pronounced "oak-land" which is Miwok for "M.Fer's gonna rob you."
Oakland, where hoodie rats demand ekwality, wespeckt and weparations but their most adorable contributions are being loud, rude, menacing, reeking of ganja & cognac dipped cigarillos and setting Olympic level records for an absurd amount of crime and violence.
I'll not go anywhere that is more than 30% Black. I won't go to DC anymore even though it's only 25 miles away. Forget Baltimore or even Richmond. I almost got fired for refusing to go to Shreveport for work. Eff it; my company's DEI attitude is not worth my safety.
He can now tell friends and family he received the full "california experience".
ReplyDeleteWayne Campbell:
ReplyDeleteSo, do you come to Oakland often?
Alice Cooper:
Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Oakland has certainly had its share of visitors. The Spanish missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century.
Pete:
Hey, isn't "Oakland" an Indian name?
Alice Cooper:
Yes, Pete, it is. In fact , it's pronounced "oak-land" which is Miwok for "M.Fer's gonna rob you."
Wayne Campbell:
I was not aware of that.
Oakland, where hoodie rats demand ekwality, wespeckt and weparations but their most adorable contributions are being loud, rude, menacing, reeking of ganja & cognac dipped cigarillos and setting Olympic level records for an absurd amount of crime and violence.
ReplyDeleteI know Oakland gas stations are famous for their sushi but mebbe they shouldna' stopped.
ReplyDeleteSmartsss son 2 opined this is the benefit of driving an EV. Hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteWon't forget that birthday.
ReplyDeleteI'll not go anywhere that is more than 30% Black. I won't go to DC anymore even though it's only 25 miles away. Forget Baltimore or even Richmond. I almost got fired for refusing to go to Shreveport for work. Eff it; my company's DEI attitude is not worth my safety.
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