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Wednesday, February 14, 2024

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Cops in Alabama handcuffed a man so tightly and for so long that he had to have his left hand amputated, according to a lawsuit that is set to go to trial in federal court in April.

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  1. Defiant to the last his left had was last seen on the operating room table clenched, but with the middle finger extended.

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  2. I'll bet he received a bill for the amputation too....

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  3. Heros. Every one.

    #Defundthepolice

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  4. It's almost a cliche. You see it all the times in the movies or on TV. "they're new handcuffs, they'll stretch a bit". Asshole cops being cute cause they saw it on TV. Of course, they're above the law or a bit of compassion. I used to respect cops. Almost all, brown shirts of Nazi Germany in disguise.

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    1. 30 years being around handcuffs and I have never heard "they'll stretch"

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    2. Take a look at the dress uniforms for the Massachusetts State Police. They look like they're getting ready to invade Poland tomorrow.

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    3. New Jersey's is just as bad.

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  5. Pig needs to have a zip tie ran around his ball sac and drawn up real tight.

    TMF Bert

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    1. They make lil rubber bands that do the job even better. Cheap too. I bought a bag and gave them to my daughter's boyfriend for Christmas.

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    2. If he was a gen-z spifwick, he probably at them...

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  6. Acts 22:22-29 The Roman Commander was in fear because his men had handcuffed a citiizen.

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