Police are searching for a woman who allegedly stole thousands of dollars worth of chewing gum in Orange County.
On Jan. 27, the woman was captured on surveillance cameras stealing around $1,800 worth of gum from a store in Irvine, according to the Irvine Police Department.
Probably a teacher putting gum under every desk because... why? Or maybe she wants the world record for the biggest bubble blown... why? Maybe she, oh snap, she is a looney...
This is a professional shoplifting ring which takes orders from customers on a wholesale level. Some warehouse manager in Central America is very disappointed that his order will be ....delayed.
Probably a teacher putting gum under every desk because... why? Or maybe she wants the world record for the biggest bubble blown... why? Maybe she, oh snap, she is a looney...
ReplyDeleteShe needed all that extra Juicy Fruit because her chewing gum kept losing its flavor on the bedpost overnight
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of store has $1,800 worth of gum? Chewing 'r Us?
ReplyDeleteTo paraphrase Jerry Garcia's observation about licorice -
Not everybody likes gum, but people who like gum really like gum.
$1800 worth? What, does she go shopping with a forklift? You can't hide that much shit in a purse.
ReplyDeleteThis is a professional shoplifting ring which takes orders from customers on a wholesale level. Some warehouse manager in Central America is very disappointed that his order will be ....delayed.
ReplyDeleteOr for the Flea Market circuit.
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