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Thursday, February 15, 2024

Look, I have muscles too!

TROY, Mich. (FOX 2) - A man was arrested for masturbating in his car at a Planet Fitness parking lot last week, while allegedly recording women walking by, according to police.

8 comments:

  1. The love muscle!
    Buddha

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  2. Simians. It's all they know.

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  3. Fire up the Morbark

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  4. On a positive note at least he was choking; the chicken photographing women.

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  5. With a name like Wiltfong, the jokes just write themselves.

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  6. After being a trucker for 30 years, I can't tell you how many times guys have pulled along side while spanking the monkey.

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  7. Walmart parking lots are safer... so I've been told.
    @Luis-BeatAway

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  8. That's illegal??? Crap...

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