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Thursday, February 15, 2024

Look, I have muscles too!

TROY, Mich. (FOX 2) - A man was arrested for masturbating in his car at a Planet Fitness parking lot last week, while allegedly recording women walking by, according to police.
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2024 at 6:44 AM

    The love muscle!
    Buddha

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2024 at 6:53 AM

    Simians. It's all they know.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2024 at 8:30 AM

    Fire up the Morbark

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  4. BogsidebunnyFebruary 15, 2024 at 8:36 AM

    On a positive note at least he was choking; the chicken photographing women.

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  5. Mathman54February 15, 2024 at 8:52 AM

    With a name like Wiltfong, the jokes just write themselves.

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  6. hjetsFebruary 15, 2024 at 9:05 AM

    After being a trucker for 30 years, I can't tell you how many times guys have pulled along side while spanking the monkey.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2024 at 10:24 AM

    Walmart parking lots are safer... so I've been told.
    @Luis-BeatAway

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  8. ABEFebruary 15, 2024 at 4:55 PM

    That's illegal??? Crap...

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