Yeah - a HEAVY box mostly filled with air. Gonna be tough to get it the rest of the way with that kind of dolly - appliance dollies are a beautiful thing!
(7) Driver in condition white, unaware of what’s going on around him. Nothing suspicious about a guy hanging out behind a building watching the drive thru.
6. I've done that several times except I was 25 yards away. I did it with a 1lb propane bottle once. Shot it with a 30-06 at 200 yards at dusk. Now that was a fireball.
True story: Some years ago when I worked retail, I was on break when the desk secretary let out a scream because a mouse ran under her desk. I grabbed my gloves out of my coat (being winter an' all) caught the little critter and threw it outside. Got a free lunch from the store manager. I still chuckle remembering how the secretary was standing on a file cabinet. -lg
#4 That UPS/FEDEX driver needs to be shot. No need of leaving a package where it'll cause that to happen. I once had a package delivered by USPS to right in front of my garage door. I got in my car opened the garage door and drove right over the package. Good thing what was inside, a couple of books, was almost indestructible. Mailman looked at me like I had three heads when I complained, i.e. he really didn't give a shit.
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I usta be an professional mover...been there, dunnit!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
Fuck me! I didn't think he would pull it off! Kudos for skills.
DeleteWhy not? The big box is mostly filled with air.
DeleteYeah - a HEAVY box mostly filled with air. Gonna be tough to get it the rest of the way with that kind of dolly - appliance dollies are a beautiful thing!
Delete#2 Mt Yassur in Vanuatu? Surreal place and you can drive to within about 200 yards of the crater.
ReplyDelete6) I tried that once. I do not recommend it.
ReplyDeleteButane is heavier than air.
Delete(7) Driver in condition white, unaware of what’s going on around him. Nothing suspicious about a guy hanging out behind a building watching the drive thru.
ReplyDeleteDamn thievin' white people!
DeleteWith regards to #9, when I'm on a bike I just assume I am invisible.
ReplyDeleteGood thinking. My philosophy driving anything is "Assume everyone is out to get you". Because in a way, they are.
DeleteLooks like he shoulda left his phone in his pocket.
DeleteThey are all out to kill you. That's been my assumption for decades, with reasons.
Delete10 - don't be a little bitch, get a flamethrower
ReplyDelete#7 not sure what is going on here.
ReplyDelete#10 give back your man card
#7 is about...wut?
ReplyDelete#4 had to be painful, and a close call.
#9 Very close call.
#3 The first of many deceptions.
#7 - FREE LUNCH - yippie ki yay, motherfuckers!
ReplyDelete6. I've done that several times except I was 25 yards away. I did it with a 1lb propane bottle once. Shot it with a 30-06 at 200 yards at dusk. Now that was a fireball.
ReplyDelete#10 - A mouse??? This guy’s afraid of a mouse? What, pray tell, would he do if it was the dreaded snake?
ReplyDeleteTrue story: Some years ago when I worked retail, I was on break when the desk secretary let out a scream because a mouse ran under her desk. I grabbed my gloves out of my coat (being winter an' all) caught the little critter and threw it outside. Got a free lunch from the store manager.
DeleteI still chuckle remembering how the secretary was standing on a file cabinet.
-lg
#3 reeks of desperation. Look closely. How many white trash references can you count?
ReplyDeleteI saw them.
Delete#3 - How to create trust issues.
ReplyDelete#10 A mouse, a fucking mouse...
ReplyDelete#4 That UPS/FEDEX driver needs to be shot. No need of leaving a package where it'll cause that to happen. I once had a package delivered by USPS to right in front of my garage door. I got in my car opened the garage door and drove right over the package. Good thing what was inside, a couple of books, was almost indestructible. Mailman looked at me like I had three heads when I complained, i.e. he really didn't give a shit.
ReplyDeleteNemo
What a puss
ReplyDelete#3) Republican Party & Democrat Party, delivering other than what they promised the American Voter.
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