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Friday, February 23, 2024

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

A Florida man is reportedly healing after a horrific amount of bugs were pulled from his nasal and sinus passages earlier this month. 

“Over a couple hours my face just started swelling, my lips swelled, I could hardly talk,” the patient told WTLV in Florida. “My whole face felt like it was on fire.”
-MH

10 comments:

  1. Euck!. However, slightly better than a rotting possum

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  2. Look how fast it went from "You vill eat ze bugs" to to "Ze bugs vill eat you".

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  3. He would be a nice guy to go fishing with. Hey my bait is gone. Could you reach up your nose and get another bug.

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    1. You can never have to much bait or beer when you're fishing.

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  4. We are masters of our realm. Oh heres a little reminder bitches. Inhabitants in the west are delusional living in the bubble.

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  5. Notice they don't mention which "anti-parasitic" med was prescribed? $10 will get you $20 that it was Ivermectin... You know, the "dangerous, untested" drug that would have, if not suppressed by the WEF/CDC, made the genocidal emergency-approved Notavax experiment completely illegal.

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  6. I heard this on WMMR in Philly the other day. They said it was from handling raw fish. WTF?

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    1. A lot of raw freshwater fish are full of parasites that can be transmitted to a human if there are open cuts or you do something stupid while cleaning the fish like stick your slime-encrusted booger hook up your nose.

      It's why you wash your hands and everything else after cleaning fish. And why nobody but complete idiots eat raw freshwater fish.

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  7. If so, the object lesson would be not to pick your nose while you are handling the fish.

    Neck

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