Starker here, #1 "It just sploded!" #2 (all said in booming voice) Supermodel, Goes days on just water, Beats cadavers at chess, Takes several steps before tripping over herself. #3 Never!, Stop for someone waiting to use a crosswalk! Crosswalks were made to be a bane on our existence. #4 Finally the truth about what happened to Chumlee! #5 Water too rough for the ferry? Or truck should've been tied down. Or the truck was over / improperly loaded. #6 Seatbelts, who needs 'em? Fla? #7 That's when I say, "F this, I'm going back to bed!", or "I'll be on the recliner with a beer!" #8 I hear Michael Johnson 's Bluer than Blue, only the words are "Dumber than Dumb" #9 When you date a Super Model it's best to assist her through the dangerous things, like getting up from the table. #10 The crasher has to be either, his ex or her sister or BFF.
#4 Didn't stick the landing, that's gonna cost some points. #5 It took me a second to figure out this was on a ferry. #6 What are these buggies built for? Touring swamps? Al_in_Ottawa
#6 - you nailed it, those are called swamp buggies. There are quite a few places in the Everglades where you can go on swamp tours on these through places not necessarily available to airboats.
It also works when you place a steel burn barrel on a concrete slab floor. One of the brainiacs I worked with did that in an attempt to heat a shop he was building. It put a pretty good sized crater in the floor, yes it did.
#1 - I was at a work party at our Cowboy Action Range and it was a cold day. A couple of barrels of trash had been lit for some warmth and one of the women (a city girl, what can I say) was leaning over the barrel. I yelled for her to get back since spray paint cans were often thrown in after painting targets. One went off just as she raised up to see what I'd said. Everyone kept a respectable distance from the fires after that.
Starker here,
ReplyDelete#1 "It just sploded!"
#2 (all said in booming voice) Supermodel, Goes days on just water, Beats cadavers at chess, Takes several steps before tripping over herself.
#3 Never!, Stop for someone waiting to use a crosswalk! Crosswalks were made to be a bane on our existence.
#4 Finally the truth about what happened to Chumlee!
#5 Water too rough for the ferry? Or truck should've been tied down. Or the truck was over / improperly loaded.
#6 Seatbelts, who needs 'em? Fla?
#7 That's when I say, "F this, I'm going back to bed!", or "I'll be on the recliner with a beer!"
#8 I hear Michael Johnson 's Bluer than Blue, only the words are "Dumber than Dumb"
#9 When you date a Super Model it's best to assist her through the dangerous things, like getting up from the table.
#10 The crasher has to be either, his ex or her sister or BFF.
You are trying too hard...
DeleteAll your comments are wrong.
Delete#4 Didn't stick the landing, that's gonna cost some points.
ReplyDelete#5 It took me a second to figure out this was on a ferry.
#6 What are these buggies built for? Touring swamps?
Al_in_Ottawa
#6 - you nailed it, those are called swamp buggies. There are quite a few places in the Everglades where you can go on swamp tours on these through places not necessarily available to airboats.
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ReplyDeleteWho ordered the Kung POW?
I don't know if I ever saw a sober person trip themselves before this video...
ReplyDelete#1 wet rocks in a hot fire . Steam expands to 500 times the volume of water.
ReplyDeleteIt also works when you place a steel burn barrel on a concrete slab floor. One of the brainiacs I worked with did that in an attempt to heat a shop he was building. It put a pretty good sized crater in the floor, yes it did.
Delete#1 - I was at a work party at our Cowboy Action Range and it was a cold day. A couple of barrels of trash had been lit for some warmth and one of the women (a city girl, what can I say) was leaning over the barrel. I yelled for her to get back since spray paint cans were often thrown in after painting targets. One went off just as she raised up to see what I'd said. Everyone kept a respectable distance from the fires after that.
ReplyDeleteMore epic fails to make me laugh
ReplyDelete#7 ~ “Imma thinking of looking at those prize winning koi”
ReplyDelete#7 & 10. Day drinking’s a fucking killer.
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