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Friday, March 08, 2024

California? Not Florida?

A man faces a charge of Attempted Grand Theft Auto after police say he tried to steal a driverless car in Los Angeles, only to find he couldn’t work the controls.

The attempted theft occurred around 10:30 p.m. Saturday. Authorities say 33-year-old Vincent Maurice Jones hopped into a Waymo Jaguar sedan that had just dropped off another passenger on Main Street, just north of 1st Street, in downtown Los Angeles.

5 comments:

  1. Shades of Johnny Cab from Total Recall..

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  2. I wonder what his particular hue is. Just curious. I don't see many Amish named "Maurice."

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    1. Is it Rumspringer season again!?!?!
      When will we enact some common sense Amish reform laws? They're clearly not fit to be a part of this society.

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    2. “Some people call me Maurice.
      Cause I speak of the pompitous of love” Steve Miller Band - The Joker
      MadMarlin

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  3. Not a photo to be found. He was "unhoused" though.
    Starker was here

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