C'mon, man. This silly story was "femaled" to make it sound far more dramatic and "Brave. Stunning." than it ever was, and you know it. Any guy would have busted through that ancient wood with a single kick. Stop pumping these self-absorbed bints full of themselves. "Eyeliner", "picked lock", my ass. If there was any challenge at all to it, she would have just cried, and screamed, "Rape!" and every White knight within earshot would have galloped to her "rescue".
Except, it aint heavy, and you probably could open it with your pocket knife. Which she very unMcGyverly failed to carry. a cotton hook? show us this amazing implement.
Never give up! That was good story.
ReplyDeleteThe scholar in the ivory tower turns it around. Good for her.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, man. This silly story was "femaled" to make it sound far more dramatic and "Brave. Stunning." than it ever was, and you know it. Any guy would have busted through that ancient wood with a single kick. Stop pumping these self-absorbed bints full of themselves. "Eyeliner", "picked lock", my ass. If there was any challenge at all to it, she would have just cried, and screamed, "Rape!" and every White knight within earshot would have galloped to her "rescue".
ReplyDeleteWas it too much trouble for you to pay attention to the article, specifically the 3rd paragraph about the heavy wooden doors and no windows?
DeleteExcept, it aint heavy, and you probably could open it with your pocket knife. Which she very unMcGyverly failed to carry. a cotton hook? show us this amazing implement.
DeleteDifference between men and women:
ReplyDeleteWoman, locked in the bathroom -- Pray to the Goddess that I don't die in here, before Monday.
Man, locked in the bathroom -- Dreading the (inevitable) "Are you almost done in there!?", before Monday.