Friday, March 01, 2024
Cleaning up Knoxville one Waffle House at a time
In the simmering early hours of a February morning in Knoxville, Tennessee, an incident unfolded that blurred the lines between farce and felony. Kimberly Michelle Gonzales, a 60-year-old woman, found herself in the glare of law enforcement, not for what she did but for who she pretended to be. Striding into a local Waffle House, she declared herself an agent of the FBI, on a mission to shut the establishment down due to alleged illegal drug sales. What followed was a sequence of events that left the community bemused and law enforcement bemired in a case of criminal impersonation.
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"Unlawly". WTF
ReplyDeleteAccording to the BS we're told the fbi is the "premiere" law enforcement agency BUT reality shows maybe 20% are honest and hardworking. The other 80% are POS pretending to be what they claim, just like this woman.
ReplyDeleteJD
I was in a waffle house many years ago having breakfast when I had a sneezing fit & when I was done everyone in the place at once said "Bless You", waffle house was in Knoxville TN.
ReplyDeleteBest headline of the year.
ReplyDeleteFYI There is CCTV cameras pointed at the doors on all Waffle Houses and in the parking lots.
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell would anyone want to pretend to be eff-bee-eye?
ReplyDeleteThose sonsabitches are no better or different than the IRS.
Good lord, that article is a piece of precious twaddle. This was a case of a dingbat who was trying it on and got nailed, not an occasion for an epistle about existential angst.
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