Pages


Monday, March 04, 2024

Dick


 

26 comments:

  1. Because, it's all about me...

    ReplyDelete
  2. Yep, purposefully blocking access to a facility to a person already having challenges getting in/out of their vehicle should merit a fine shown on handicapped parking placard.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. The fine isn’t high enough for this dick move.

      Delete
  3. Should display his licence plate and name and shame! Just sayin' you didn't complete your header; 2nd. word...Head.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Ooooo...I'd have given that asshole need for a paint job and called the cops. Douche!

    ReplyDelete
  5. I carry a valve core remover for just such occasions. Remove them, take them with me and let them figure it out.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Side cutters or a knife work better.

      Delete
    2. Do two tires so they can't do a simple spare tire change
      Daryl

      Delete
    3. Now you have a car with two flat tires blocking the ramp. Brillant!

      Delete
    4. 60-70% of people have no idea what a valve core is... Don't take incriminating evidence with you... throw them on their hood as part of the puzzle.

      Delete
  6. If the van passenger is handicapped the driver can back up and block traffic while loading and unloading. If the driver is handicapped he needs to get as far right as possible and over the ramp, few dings and scratches and broken window before he gives up and waits, causing the ass to have to get in through his passenger door.
    Daryl

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I work as a service technician for both manual and power wheel chairs. You could probably get up the ramp in a manual, but there’s no way to get in on a complex power chair. Some weigh up to 500 pounds and would flip over if they tried. It’s never a good time when a quadriplegic flips a chair over. Worse when the offending hits a chair and decides to take it up a notch to felony hit and run. I had 5 of those last year. There is not a legal punishment that inflicts enough pain, in my opinion. It involves a wood chipper that runs very poorly and has to be restarted several times, until the task is completed.
      Buddha

      Delete
  7. Icepick, super glue, and a call to the Sheriff will fix that. That is a n0 parking zone, except for assholes.

    ReplyDelete
  8. At the credit union a young, slim, very attractive, gym rat pulled up. She nervously scans the area, pulls out her handicap permit, hangs it on her mirror, and takes the handicap spot at the end of the parking lot. She gets out, scans the area again, and rushes into the building. Pretty impressive for a handicapped person. Inside, in front of everyone else, I told her she didn't need to take a handicap spot, she should have taken one of the empty spaces right in front of the door. Wanna guess the race? Two days later she pulls into Costco, goes thru the same routine. Except this time she parked in the shopping cart corral. When we came out her car was immobilized by shopping carts wedged in between her car and the corral rails.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Correct me if I'm mistaken, but not only is the Jeep blocking handicapped access, but it's in a well-marked No Parking zone. IMNSHO the driver should literally be shot.

    ReplyDelete
  10. 4 flats at the very minimum....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Only three. Four flats is paid out through insurance, three is always customer responsibility.

      Delete
    2. 3. Insurance will pay for 4, but not three.

      Delete
    3. Have the vehicle towed to the next County at the owner's expense.

      Years ago, a coworker developed very aggressive MS and was soon unable to walk without the assistance of a walker. There was a notably hot week for the area, with temperatures above 97F, and he needed to get groceries. When he arrived at the market, a big jacked-up dually was parked across all three handicapped spots, so Greg parked two aisles over.
      The heat apparently got to him before he could make it to far and he blacked out and lay between two parked cars for at least a half hour before he was found.
      He never left the hospital.
      The truck was still parked in the handicapped spot when the Ambulance and Cops arrived - the truck was towed away because it had been idling and someone poured a jerry can of gas into the tank - it was Cummins-powered.

      Delete
  11. I valve stem remover, 4 tires, toss all 4 cores to the prevailing winds and wait for the cops to show up. 2 can play the dick move game.

    ReplyDelete
  12. I bet the person who drives that black vehicle doesn't put the shopping cart back where it belongs either.

    ReplyDelete
  13. It's a jeep. Park in the grass.
    A window punch would convey a pretty good lesson.
    Let the air out of the passenger side tires. That way she won't notice right away.
    I had some of those stainless steel zip ties and zip tied a shopping cart to the door of a car once. I figured I'd best not carry those any more. That said, a steel zip tie on the drive shaft of a car or truck makes a hell of a racket.

    ReplyDelete
  14. get a good neighbor to park behind the A-hole, call the cops...minimum $300 fine for parking violation...

    ReplyDelete
  15. Stem and sidewall all 4 tires. Find a used diaper, apply liberally.

    ReplyDelete

All comments are moderated due to spam, drunks and trolls.
Keep 'em civil, coherent, short, and on topic.