#6-iirc, as of 2018, the average Venezuelan had lost 25lbs under socialism, and the zoos were empty because people had eaten the animals. Consider that a preview. Scarecrow
I totally love all nudist toddlers. I was one myself. And I remember being vexed as heck when the adults started freaking out about me running around naked. Clothes? Just did NOT make any sense to me.
They still don't. The last real vacation I took was with 4 couples (we were all 25-35) to a rented cabin above Gatlinburg. From the minute we arrived on Thursday night until we left on sunday afternoon, I wore nothing. I was up in the loft playing solo 9 ball when two young couples from the next cabin came by for drinks. During introductions, I just stuck my head over the railing and said 'hi'. For whatever reason, this prompted the two women to climb the stairs, even after being warned that 'that drunk guy playing pool isn't wearing clothes' (because I was working my way through a bottle of Jager.) When they reached the point on the stairs that they could see into the loft, they gasped, turned around quickly, and returned to the ground floor. I didn't give a fuck. I was well on my way to being drunk, and butt-ass naked.
That was a great trip. No wonder I don't have any friends...
# 1 GOOD CALL STEPPIN' FETCHIT! Can provide your sec 8 housing, your free cell phone and internet TV, your welfare check you baby mama's and chillruns welfare checks and your get out of jail free infinite Race Trump card. Uh. Huh!!! Yugo Boy., I SAY BOY! BOY Y'ALL CAN HEAR ME ON YOUR EAR PODS. "ILL HAVE YOU N*****S VOTING DEAMON FOR A HUNNERT YARS!"
#20 FTW
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ReplyDelete#6-iirc, as of 2018, the average Venezuelan had lost 25lbs under socialism, and the zoos were empty because people had eaten the animals. Consider that a preview.
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I totally love all nudist toddlers. I was one myself. And I remember being vexed as heck when the adults started freaking out about me running around naked. Clothes? Just did NOT make any sense to me.
ReplyDeleteThey still don't. The last real vacation I took was with 4 couples (we were all 25-35) to a rented cabin above Gatlinburg. From the minute we arrived on Thursday night until we left on sunday afternoon, I wore nothing. I was up in the loft playing solo 9 ball when two young couples from the next cabin came by for drinks. During introductions, I just stuck my head over the railing and said 'hi'. For whatever reason, this prompted the two women to climb the stairs, even after being warned that 'that drunk guy playing pool isn't wearing clothes' (because I was working my way through a bottle of Jager.) When they reached the point on the stairs that they could see into the loft, they gasped, turned around quickly, and returned to the ground floor. I didn't give a fuck. I was well on my way to being drunk, and butt-ass naked.
DeleteThat was a great trip. No wonder I don't have any friends...
re: #20 Why not? Surely the gay, bright colours make for an excellent target???
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Delete7 - I am going straight to hell for laughing at that.
ReplyDelete# 1 GOOD CALL STEPPIN' FETCHIT! Can provide your sec 8 housing, your free cell phone and internet TV, your welfare check you baby mama's and chillruns welfare checks and your get out of jail free infinite Race Trump card. Uh. Huh!!! Yugo Boy., I SAY BOY! BOY Y'ALL CAN HEAR ME ON YOUR EAR PODS. "ILL HAVE YOU N*****S VOTING DEAMON FOR A HUNNERT YARS!"
ReplyDeleteI still have my 5 disc changer. It's made for movies but works well with CDs.
ReplyDeleteI had a Pioneer six disc player. The discs were held in a cartridge about the size of an 8 track tape. It rocked.
ReplyDelete#4 and if you pooped your pants in the White House....
ReplyDelete#17: I'm 42 and I see no problem when I do that at home.
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