yup. #5 sums up my life rather well these days. some doctors get pissed when I tell them between 10 am and 3 pm. I not doing anything later or before that. too old for that shit anymore. let them deal with it. dave in pa.
Yeah, coral snake venom isn't really that bad. I didn't even go to the hospital for the second bite. Put your leg up, drink some whisky and have an Advil. Now Bushmaster venom,... you drive like a motherfucking F1 asshole on bumpy dirt roads trying to get to hospital in under 20 minutes before your body shuts down. Terciopelo,.. if they bite you, your legs will stop working so you need somebody else to drive you to hospital but you have longer to live even though you cannot bring yourself. It is very complicated living in the tropics. Always try and kill the snake and bring it with you, otherwise it is just,.. ummmm,.. it was brown and bit me and then you are fucked. NB coral snakes, red yellow and black, vibrate when agitated before striking and actually look brown....ALWAYS carry a machete. also work well as a cane for old fogeys like me when going up hill.
#15 We have a neighbor a couple houses down and refer to him as asshole. Turns out the neighbor across the street has the same name for him. #17 Can be a tshirt.
On the other hand, if you move into a neighborhood and one neighbor tells you how that all the other ones are assholes, it gives you a clue as to which one might be the asshole.
Dr. Mengele didn’t do 90% of what he was accused of. There was no Wall of Eyes, no making conjoined twins, etc. Hollywood has, once again, completely lied about history.
Dear Old Dad had no compunction whatsoever in whipping off his 3" wide 70s era belt, folding it in half and whipping our asses raw when we fucked up....none of my two younger brothers, nor my older sister are homeless nor do they have issues with pronouns....crazy......
#15: Axe-Murderer Jim, the Lesbians on the corner, hot mexican babe, jail bait, drug house kids, alley douche, stalker dude, and finally "those fuckers that never shovel" - Chi
#1 I can do better than any of the items in the picture; a piece of orange Hot Wheels track. There is no greater indignity for a young boy than getting whipped with his favorite toy.
You win... I can testify that you never enjoy that track the same way after being "disciplined" with it. I'm sure my "mommy" never looked at a broom handle the same way after I broke her nose with one when I was 3...(see, I was swinging from the broom she was holding like she was doing curls, and when I let go full swing... poor mom curled the handle right into her face...)
yup. #5 sums up my life rather well these days. some doctors get pissed when I tell them between 10 am and 3 pm. I not doing anything later or before that. too old for that shit anymore. let them deal with it. dave in pa.
ReplyDeleteThat guy who created the "Things I'm no longer interested in" meme?
ReplyDeleteHe's my Brother from another Mother.
"Red and yellow, kill a fellow. Red and black, friend of Jack." How to tell a Coral Snake. The only thing I remember from the Boy Scouts.
ReplyDeleteYeah, coral snake venom isn't really that bad. I didn't even go to the hospital for the second bite. Put your leg up, drink some whisky and have an Advil. Now Bushmaster venom,... you drive like a motherfucking F1 asshole on bumpy dirt roads trying to get to hospital in under 20 minutes before your body shuts down. Terciopelo,.. if they bite you, your legs will stop working so you need somebody else to drive you to hospital but you have longer to live even though you cannot bring yourself. It is very complicated living in the tropics. Always try and kill the snake and bring it with you, otherwise it is just,.. ummmm,.. it was brown and bit me and then you are fucked. NB coral snakes, red yellow and black, vibrate when agitated before striking and actually look brown....ALWAYS carry a machete. also work well as a cane for old fogeys like me when going up hill.
DeleteJimmy Torpedo: Panama, right? Me too.
Delete#15 We have a neighbor a couple houses down and refer to him as asshole. Turns out the neighbor across the street has the same name for him.
ReplyDelete#17 Can be a tshirt.
On the other hand, if you move into a neighborhood and one neighbor tells you how that all the other ones are assholes, it gives you a clue as to which one might be the asshole.
Delete#20 is a true story. Ex-pat Canadian
ReplyDeleteIt is a real shame that twat Justin Trudeau won't try MAID for himself.
DeleteThat is Satanic! Canada has gone full Dr. Mengele!
DeleteDr. Mengele didn’t do 90% of what he was accused of. There was no Wall of Eyes, no making conjoined twins, etc. Hollywood has, once again, completely lied about history.
Delete#1. I am 100% sure there are people who have been hit with those and are not only a they them, but still enjoy being hit with those.
ReplyDeleteDear Old Dad had no compunction whatsoever in whipping off his 3" wide 70s era belt, folding it in half and whipping our asses raw when we fucked up....none of my two younger brothers, nor my older sister are homeless nor do they have issues with pronouns....crazy......
ReplyDelete#1. 6 out of 7 for me. We didn't have flip flaps when I was a kid, does mom's house slipper qualify?
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I liked all of these
ReplyDelete#15. Falling Down, Bad Santa, Camel Toe and One Speed.
ReplyDelete#15 is so true! I never really thought about it though.
ReplyDelete#15: Axe-Murderer Jim, the Lesbians on the corner, hot mexican babe, jail bait, drug house kids, alley douche, stalker dude, and finally "those fuckers that never shovel"
ReplyDelete- Chi
#1 throw in a 2x4, wire coat hanger, and wooden cutting board with a handle and you have a complete list.
ReplyDelete#1 I can do better than any of the items in the picture; a piece of orange Hot Wheels track. There is no greater indignity for a young boy than getting whipped with his favorite toy.
ReplyDeleteYou win... I can testify that you never enjoy that track the same way after being "disciplined" with it. I'm sure my "mommy" never looked at a broom handle the same way after I broke her nose with one when I was 3...(see, I was swinging from the broom she was holding like she was doing curls, and when I let go full swing... poor mom curled the handle right into her face...)
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