#7: We had a third party company who would send a tech every three months to service our pressure washer pump and system. We ended up with a new guy who sat in his van for an hour and then disappeared in the building for a while then drove off. Around noon, the guys went into the lunch room and almost everyone's lunches were pillaged. The manager went to the security camera and seen the dude had been smoking a fattie in the pump room, then went into the lunch room and pulled all of the lunches out of the fridge and was two-handing the food like the f-ing cookie monster. As pissed as the guys were at first, the video was funny enough they thought the entertainment was worth the loss.
Vegans: sheep don't eat meat.
ReplyDeleteI don't get no respect!
ReplyDelete#20 for the win !
ReplyDelete# 12 needs to be burned into the dashboard of every BMW.
ReplyDeleteThese show how stuffed up the world is
ReplyDelete#7: ???
ReplyDeleteIt's what happens when the thief is discovered - watch the fireworks.
Delete17) B-47 JATO Takeoff. My Dad was Radar/Navigator/Bombardier in SAC in them.
ReplyDelete#1 Vegan is a Navajo word meaning poor hunter...
ReplyDelete#11 is great stuff right there. All good thanks for always making me laugh til I pee a little
ReplyDelete#12: Yes it is
ReplyDeleteHave you seen how some of them react to a turn signal? They’re the enemy alright!
ReplyDelete#7: We had a third party company who would send a tech every three months to service our pressure washer pump and system. We ended up with a new guy who sat in his van for an hour and then disappeared in the building for a while then drove off. Around noon, the guys went into the lunch room and almost everyone's lunches were pillaged. The manager went to the security camera and seen the dude had been smoking a fattie in the pump room, then went into the lunch room and pulled all of the lunches out of the fridge and was two-handing the food like the f-ing cookie monster. As pissed as the guys were at first, the video was funny enough they thought the entertainment was worth the loss.
ReplyDeleteA vegan and a vegetarian are standing on a cliff arguing which one will hit first when they jump.
ReplyDeleteWho won?
Society.