#12 My husband and I get a constant laugh out of the fact that I actually like what he smells like when he comes home: bar chain oil, diesel exhaust, and fresh cut sawdust! I hate hydraulic fluid though. So, good day: smells good, bad day: smells bad. Good thing I married a logger?
I am most fortunate to have married a lady like the above. Especially since there was over 30 years of those smells. Still happens because we heat with wood and we bought a stump farm in Tennessee.
#20. That would be the Outlook, what is this thing? Mystery object channel. I'm fascinated by all the strange objects and contraptions on there and have great fun trying to identify them. But the computer generated voice becomes mildly annoying over time.
#4: Fun fact: if you suggest that YouTube maybe consider not pushing ads in front of medical emergency type videos, their response is literally "you can upgrade to YouTube Pro." Fuck them, uBlock Origin is still handling 99% of the ads for me and a quick F5 handles the rest.
#20: The easy tipoffs are easy to pronounce words being stupidly mispronounced, and the same word being pronounced 2-3 different ways over the course of a video. The more I notice it, the more it bothers me.
#12 My husband and I get a constant laugh out of the fact that I actually like what he smells like when he comes home: bar chain oil, diesel exhaust, and fresh cut sawdust! I hate hydraulic fluid though. So, good day: smells good, bad day: smells bad. Good thing I married a logger?
ReplyDeleteI am SO with you on that one. All those sexy toxins mixed with a whole day's pheromones! Outright irresistible.
DeleteIf you two are women you've made my day.
DeleteIf either of you are dudes I'm on the wrong page.
I am most fortunate to have married a lady like the above. Especially since there was over 30 years of those smells. Still happens because we heat with wood and we bought a stump farm in Tennessee.
Delete#6: It's been a cultural tradition ever since Hillary Clinton led the way sipping Vodka in her mumu as first lady from 1993 to 2001.
ReplyDelete#10 Avacado in spanish means: frangipani scented anal orgasm
#12: The 3-figure a night hookers smile and ask me that when I haven't changed my depends for a week. Which proves you get what you pay for.
#16: I'm going on eBay right now to order one.
I did not throw away a good box today, matter of fact I got a good box today.
ReplyDeleteI have to force myself to throw them away. I know as soon as I do I'll find a need where that box would have been perfect. -sammy
Delete#4 - CPR or the Hemlock Remover. Both need a quick response.
ReplyDelete#15 - Is that Cthulhu? I'm outta here!
#15: and you thought tapeworms were bad.
Delete#3 - Apple's boxes are the BEST boxes of all.
ReplyDelete#12 diesel, aka eau de D9 obliterates all feminine scents
ReplyDelete#6: my uncle Kermit, when I was a little kid. Hey, he gave me my first drink of beer.
ReplyDelete#20. That would be the Outlook, what is this thing? Mystery object channel. I'm fascinated by all the strange objects and contraptions on there and have great fun trying to identify them. But the computer generated voice becomes mildly annoying over time.
ReplyDelete#5 What three words do you never want to hear while you are having the kinkiest sex of your life?
ReplyDelete"Honey... I'm ho-omme"
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#4: Fun fact: if you suggest that YouTube maybe consider not pushing ads in front of medical emergency type videos, their response is literally "you can upgrade to YouTube Pro." Fuck them, uBlock Origin is still handling 99% of the ads for me and a quick F5 handles the rest.
ReplyDelete#20: The easy tipoffs are easy to pronounce words being stupidly mispronounced, and the same word being pronounced 2-3 different ways over the course of a video. The more I notice it, the more it bothers me.