According to a Davidson County affidavit, officers responded to a report of a person with a weapon at a MAPCO in the 700 block of Bell Road on Wednesday, Feb. 21. Dispatch was told an unknown man stole a smoker’s pole at the gas station and may have hit somebody with it, but before police arrived, the individual ran off.
I'd rather fight than switch!
ReplyDelete-Tareyton
d fuck is a smokers pole? im assuming its used by pole smokers...
ReplyDeleteApparently one of those vertical ashtrays they place outside businesses' entryways, so smokers can discard their cigarettes before going in.
DeleteThanks for asking. I was too embarrassed to speak up.
DeleteAnd a new insult is born:
ReplyDelete"He/she/it doesn't know a smokers pole from a pole smoker."
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Good one
DeleteJD
I think the reporter just likes to write "smoker's pole".
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