19) One of my sons asked me how long they have been rebuilding interstate 35 in Texas and I said I didn't know because it's been under construction for my entire life.
I had a buddy that got on a repair road gang working on I-285 when he graduated high school. Except for an 8 month break when he went though Air Guard Basic and initial training he repaved I-285 for 30 years until he retired. He did 12 years as an Army contractor then retired for good.
18. So true. Where it gets harder is with it away from you. On your back. Upside down. In the dark. With dirt & grease falling in your face. 20. The problem isn't that there isn't enough "some" people to afford the $20 meal. It's that there isn't enough Base of Everybodies to allow the business to survive. We were told a product "has a 30% margin over costs". But the reality is that people only use such a small amount of it that you would have to have more like 100% or it would be a drag on your overall company performance relative to production throughput. Jerry
#3: If you eat her, do you shit taco flavored pubes within 10 minutes?
#9: In my case the babe would unscrew it and flush it down the toilet. I'd just settle for the Bobble head variety.
#12: They're usually on an extended coffee break. When one does appear and she's hot I usually ask her where's your barcode located so I can scan it and take her home.
#14: I remember that movie like it was yesterday. It was titled Bodacious Ta Tas from the 80s and starred: Kitten Natividad, Patty Plenty, Bridgette Monet, and Ron Jeremy.
#17: When she gets on her knees she can get on his knees.
#18: Probably not as often as Clay Travis and Buck Sexton say "Right?" after each statement they make.
#19 - Construction on Central Expressway in Dallas took so long that the joke was that the sun would burn out in 4 million years, and they'd have to finish Central in the dark.
I ride a bicycle around town every day. It is simply amazing how many people must drive around chugging down a mini Fireball then chucking the empty out the window. I see those little bottles laying in the street gutters EVERYWHERE. No other brands. Just Fireball.
#20. And with $15/hr you're getting taxed and off social programs (free bus, food, medical, etc), enjoy that workplace burger at the same one hour wage price. D
19) One of my sons asked me how long they have been rebuilding interstate 35 in Texas and I said I didn't know because it's been under construction for my entire life.
ReplyDeleteI think they restarted rebuilding in hillsburro before they finished the first time.
DeleteThey did.
DeleteSame with I-30, it's been under construction since they decommissioned the Turnpike.
I had a buddy that got on a repair road gang working on I-285 when he graduated high school. Except for an 8 month break when he went though Air Guard Basic and initial training he repaved I-285 for 30 years until he retired. He did 12 years as an Army contractor then retired for good.
DeleteAnd the work on I-285 goes on without him. Lived in Atlanta for 17 years and probably blew past him a few times!
Delete#4- There's no I in team, but there is a ME.
ReplyDelete#7- My grandmother once told me the rhyme " The paper was thin, so the finger slipped in."
Okay that one about your Grandmother was funnier than the meme.
DeleteHa! The team one reminds me of this commercial:
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#9 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJU-S8T0-k - "Detachable Penis" by King Missle
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18. So true. Where it gets harder is with it away from you. On your back. Upside down. In the dark. With dirt & grease falling in your face.
ReplyDelete20. The problem isn't that there isn't enough "some" people to afford the $20 meal. It's that there isn't enough Base of Everybodies to allow the business to survive. We were told a product "has a 30% margin over costs". But the reality is that people only use such a small amount of it that you would have to have more like 100% or it would be a drag on your overall company performance relative to production throughput.
Jerry
18 Amen. Especially when you’re safety wiring the damn thing.
DeleteSome funny what the hell shit
ReplyDelete#3: If you eat her, do you shit taco flavored pubes within 10 minutes?
ReplyDelete#9: In my case the babe would unscrew it and flush it down the toilet. I'd just settle for the Bobble head variety.
#12: They're usually on an extended coffee break. When one does appear and she's hot I usually ask her where's your barcode located so I can scan it and take her home.
#14: I remember that movie like it was yesterday. It was titled Bodacious Ta Tas from the 80s and starred: Kitten Natividad, Patty Plenty, Bridgette Monet, and Ron Jeremy.
#17: When she gets on her knees she can get on his knees.
#18: Probably not as often as Clay Travis and Buck Sexton say "Right?" after each statement they make.
#19 - Construction on Central Expressway in Dallas took so long that the joke was that the sun would burn out in 4 million years, and they'd have to finish Central in the dark.
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ReplyDelete#17 - "Son, why'd you marry that itty-bitty girl? She's hardly bigger than your hand?"
ReplyDelete"I know, dad....but she's a hell of a lot better!"
Fun-sized spinner. I wish them well and everlasting happiness in this crazy world.
DeleteHow did the Klingon get in with those 80s girls?
ReplyDeleteI thought everyone had a klingon exchange student in high school.
DeleteExile1981
The Klingon looks like most of the girls in my high school, in fact, he looks a lot better.
ReplyDelete#8, My youngest sister used a half a can of aquanet on her hair everyday from about 1984 to 1990.
ReplyDelete#18--never. I'm a mechanic's kid. You just know it.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
Quite true. If you have to repeat it to yourself, stay away from mechanical things. It won't end well.
DeleteThen there will be that day when you run into a left hand thread and lose your sanity.
DeleteTry running into a motorcycle with Whitworth instead of SAE or Metric
DeleteOne of my favorite comebacks:
ReplyDeleteThere’s no ‘I’ in TEAM
but there is a ‘U’ in FUCK YOU.
I ride a bicycle around town every day.
ReplyDeleteIt is simply amazing how many people must drive around chugging down a mini Fireball then chucking the empty out the window.
I see those little bottles laying in the street gutters EVERYWHERE.
No other brands. Just Fireball.
#20. And with $15/hr you're getting taxed and off social programs (free bus, food, medical, etc), enjoy that workplace burger at the same one hour wage price.
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no. 18 I never heard anyone say that until I was about 55 years old
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