An Uber driver in Florida is facing charges after he tried to sell mushrooms and LSD to undercover narcotics investigators attending a conference, according to a news release.
Only Florida Man would attempt to sell drugs to Narcs at a conference of Narcs. He apparently overlooked the fact that if they wanted drugs they could easily get them for free.
C'mon man!
ReplyDeleteIf it's good enough for the c.i.a., it's good enough for me!
-lg (aka: neanderthal)
He shoulda stuck to the old standby and just offered to take the undercover to Madam Sophie's pleasure palace.
ReplyDeleteOnly Florida Man would attempt to sell drugs to Narcs at a conference of Narcs. He apparently overlooked the fact that if they wanted drugs they could easily get them for free.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could find a source for mushrooms.
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