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Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

A Florida woman was arrested last week after allegedly trying to sell her daughter outside of a local business, according to the Palatka Police Department.

In a release on Wednesday, police said that the woman — Jessica Woods, 33 — had been loitering around the business with her 18-month-old daughter on March 5.

10 comments:

  1. This babe's mug shot should be in the urban dictionary under: "Beyond Coyote Ugly"

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  2. I have long been familiar with the expression "uglier than a sack of mashed assholes" but I've never seen anyone that fits that description as well as this worthless broad.

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  3. would say butterface but that would be an insult to beautiful-bodied broads everywhere...that thing is a chicken headed babymomma , at best

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  4. Once it is taken off the lot, the value depreciates greatly.

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  5. This would all have worked out better if he had given her $20 (bargained down from $500). The kid would have grown up in the business learning a trade, and she would be dead from an overdose.

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  6. Irving J ItchuballsMarch 19, 2024 at 8:35 AM

    Think about this - some brother was drunk or hard up enough to do the horizontal bop with that.

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    1. SILENCE! You speak of horrors beyond imagination!

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  7. Must have required a LOT of alcohol

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  8. While I was in Korea in 86-87, we went to a local store while in the field and the woman behind the counter offered what she said was her daughter for 'long time'.

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