Where bad choices make good stories
#1 make two small 'x' cuts and suck the venom out. (you gonna die)
As I recall it the Lone Ranger asked Tonto after he returned from town to talk to the doctor: "What did the Doc say, Tonto?".....Tonto: "Him say you die, Ke-mo sah-bee."
Thx for reminding us of a great joke.
One eye'd spitting snake meets two eye'd biting snake.
#10 almost rolled a strike
#7: I don't get it.#10: This is a load of junkers.
7). He dropped the ring into the churning vortex
The romantic gentleman was proposing to his love and it appears the ring went into the drink.....
#7 - the engagement ring is gone forever into the mist. If he's lucky it wasn't real.
#7 dropped to his knee to propose and dropped the ring into the waterfall.
I think he lost the engagement ring in the falls.
He dropped the ring
Lost the engagement ring?
Not a problem. They can just use the ring she kept after one of her previous mistakes.
He got it out of a Cracker Jack box. Now he'll tell her he can only afford a plain gold band, and she'll be happy. Smart guy.
#1 Doctor says you gonna die.-lg
San Francisco variant: "Doc says I did the right thing without even thinking"
#7 : He slipped and dropped the engagement ring into the raging torrent.A bad omen indeed.Steven Y.
And he still has 23 payments of $99 to go
Isn't the bridge supposed to collapse after this?
The beam suspended in front of the bridge and just a wee bit lower than the bridge did its job. A sort of idiot filter.
I can’t believe all these fools who have to make their proposals magical. They got what they deserve.
The most common marriage proposal is, " You're what??"
#10: Before that happened, his boss considered him to be his best driver because "he always made good time".
1- That’s why you grab them behind the head, so they don’t grab you by yours….
That’s a rare breed of garter snake.The jock strap snake
#8 was either too lazy to remove the back from the recliner and make two trips, or doesn't know the back can be removed.
#1 - Is that what you call a Mexican standoff? Because it sure looks like a Mexican standoff.
#10, that time of year again where they load up the cars and head back North from Florida...
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#1 make two small 'x' cuts and suck the venom out. (you gonna die)
ReplyDeleteAs I recall it the Lone Ranger asked Tonto after he returned from town to talk to the doctor: "What did the Doc say, Tonto?".....Tonto: "Him say you die, Ke-mo sah-bee."
DeleteThx for reminding us of a great joke.
DeleteOne eye'd spitting snake meets two eye'd biting snake.
Delete#10 almost rolled a strike
ReplyDelete#7: I don't get it.
ReplyDelete#10: This is a load of junkers.
7). He dropped the ring into the churning vortex
DeleteThe romantic gentleman was proposing to his love and it appears the ring went into the drink.....
Delete#7 - the engagement ring is gone forever into the mist. If he's lucky it wasn't real.
Delete#7 dropped to his knee to propose and dropped the ring into the waterfall.
DeleteI think he lost the engagement ring in the falls.
DeleteHe dropped the ring
DeleteLost the engagement ring?
DeleteNot a problem. They can just use the ring she kept after one of her previous mistakes.
DeleteHe got it out of a Cracker Jack box. Now he'll tell her he can only afford a plain gold band, and she'll be happy. Smart guy.
Delete
ReplyDelete#1 Doctor says you gonna die.
-lg
San Francisco variant: "Doc says I did the right thing without even thinking"
Delete#7 : He slipped and dropped the engagement ring into the raging torrent.
ReplyDeleteA bad omen indeed.
Steven Y.
And he still has 23 payments of $99 to go
DeleteIsn't the bridge supposed to collapse after this?
ReplyDeleteThe beam suspended in front of the bridge and just a wee bit lower than the bridge did its job. A sort of idiot filter.
DeleteI can’t believe all these fools who have to make their proposals magical. They got what they deserve.
ReplyDeleteThe most common marriage proposal is, " You're what??"
Delete#10: Before that happened, his boss considered him to be his best driver because "he always made good time".
ReplyDelete1- That’s why you grab them behind the head,
ReplyDeleteso they don’t grab you by yours….
That’s a rare breed of garter snake.
DeleteThe jock strap snake
#8 was either too lazy to remove the back from the recliner and make two trips, or doesn't know the back can be removed.
ReplyDelete#1 - Is that what you call a Mexican standoff? Because it sure looks like a Mexican standoff.
ReplyDelete#10, that time of year again where they load up the cars and head back North from Florida...
ReplyDelete