Joe Biden suggested his war hero uncle may have met a grisly end among cannibal savages after being shot down over Papua New Guinea in World War II.
The president said there were 'a lot of cannibals at the time' in the area where his uncle Ambrose J. Finnegan's plane was downed in the 1940s - and his remains were never located.
Now wait just a minute. He told us last year he parachuted into Normandy with the airborne. I assume he was on the secret mission where he personally killed Hitler, but we cant talk about that. But now he said he never met his uncle? Since they must have been near the same age while serving in WW II, how is that possible? Wont anybody stand up in the media and ask WTF about these BS claims? Too senile to go on trial for corruption and selling classified info but just fine to be president, JESUS........
Out of curiosity, why do you type “Fu@ked” instead of “fucked?” Your intent is the same, everyone knows what you mean, so if you don’t want to express the vulgarity of “fucked,” wouldn’t you pick an entirely different word? And if you mean “fucked” why wouldn’t you just typed “fucked?” Genuinely curious-thanks.
I've worked in that area. Yes, they're savages that go around with penis gourds on and not much else, and it's only been a few years since they stopped hunting heads, but - even they have their standards. But even if you know nothing about that area, it's much more likely that Joe is full of sh*t, as usual.
My cousin, a nurse, brought a penis guard back with her as a souvenir many years ago. The lady at customs was fascinated with the thing but quickly handed it back when she was told what it was.
Joe "I took showers with my daughter for years" Biden should tell us all about his military service after he got drafted in the 1960's....and then regale us with more wild lies about his son Beau getting killed in combat in Iraq, and Afghanistan, etc.
There was a man named Ambrose Finnigan He had wiskers on his chin-a-gin They fell out then grew back again Poor old Ambrose Finnigan author unknown Jpaul
Jeez, next he'll claim he walked on the moon with Armstrong and mention his dead f**king son again.
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Now wait just a minute. He told us last year he parachuted into Normandy with the airborne. I assume he was on the secret mission where he personally killed Hitler, but we cant talk about that. But now he said he never met his uncle? Since they must have been near the same age while serving in WW II, how is that possible?
ReplyDeleteWont anybody stand up in the media and ask WTF about these BS claims? Too senile to go on trial for corruption and selling classified info but just fine to be president, JESUS........
Well he is not wrong about the cannibalism during WW11
ReplyDeleteThis POS lies about everything..... He would be 200 years old to do half the lies he's told he did
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I'd be happy to see him turned into some Democrat jerky to help feed the incoming hordes he invited here.
DeleteIf I was a part of that Fu@ked up family, and I could dissappear, I would too.
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Out of curiosity, why do you type “Fu@ked” instead of “fucked?”
DeleteYour intent is the same, everyone knows what you mean, so if you don’t want to express the vulgarity of “fucked,” wouldn’t you pick an entirely different word? And if you mean “fucked” why wouldn’t you just typed “fucked?”
Genuinely curious-thanks.
Genuinely curious-thanks: If someone told you "go fuck yourself", would you get the meaning?
DeleteAnon @ 6:48. It's the same as people saying "wussey" instead of pussy. Aggravates me 2.
DeleteI’m honestly not aggravated by it; just curious why it’s not spelled out. Everyone understands what’s being said, so why not just use the actual word?
DeleteHe died at sea, as a passenger, he wasn't shot down.
ReplyDeletehttps://familypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Ambrose_Joseph_Finnegan_(1914-1944)
Exile1981
https://pacificwrecks.com/aircraft/a-20/42-86768.html
DeleteCourier duty as a passenger on a plane damaged in an earlier crash (and unfit for combat), but a war hero in Bidet's eyes.
Must be the same tribe that ate Joe's brain!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Joe never received his brain when they were being handed out
DeleteNicely done.
DeleteNo, they wouldn't eat it, it once belonged to Abby Normal.
DeleteI've worked in that area. Yes, they're savages that go around with penis gourds on and not much else, and it's only been a few years since they stopped hunting heads, but - even they have their standards. But even if you know nothing about that area, it's much more likely that Joe is full of sh*t, as usual.
ReplyDeleteMy cousin, a nurse, brought a penis guard back with her as a souvenir many years ago. The lady at customs was fascinated with the thing but quickly handed it back when she was told what it was.
DeleteBrandon, like Da Nang Dick Blumenthal, has more than a passing acquaintance with Stolen Valor. This time by proxy. regards, Alemaster
ReplyDeleteJoe "I took showers with my daughter for years" Biden should tell us all about his military service after he got drafted in the 1960's....and then regale us with more wild lies about his son Beau getting killed in combat in Iraq, and Afghanistan, etc.
ReplyDeleteThere was a man named Ambrose Finnigan
ReplyDeleteHe had wiskers on his chin-a-gin
They fell out then grew back again
Poor old Ambrose Finnigan author unknown
Jpaul
Wait... Brandon has a son that was killed by cannibals in vietnam after his boat was shot down over the arctic?
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