#7 On the very rare times I rode anyone other than my wife on the back of my bike I told them. Just sit there. Do not do anything. Don't try to help me by leaning, just sit there and don't even think of putting your feet down even if we stop. If you can't do that then your are walking.
If you're on a rope over the roof ridge tied to a bumper, it's the fastest way to shovel a roof. And if the rope is the right length, it's actually kind of fun. I shoveled roofs during an underemployed period in Alaska when they had a record snowfall year. That was the fastest way on an appropriate roof.
Meh. I take that asshole dog Jack with me almost everywhere I go. He doesn't pull this garbage. The worse he's ever done was chewed up a seatbelt in the truck and that was the very first time I ever took him everywhere, and yes, I did jump in the middle of his shit. He's been a great truck dog ever since.
#2 Someone got lazy and didn't install the safety cutoff to prevent that from happening, or else it was defective. Use to install those asymmetrical clear floor lifts back in the day with my Dad.
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Delete10. That must be the Mother-in-law sidecar option.
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#7 On the very rare times I rode anyone other than my wife on the back of my bike I told them. Just sit there. Do not do anything. Don't try to help me by leaning, just sit there and don't even think of putting your feet down even if we stop. If you can't do that then your are walking.
ReplyDeleteRoger that!
Delete9: A job for the governor?
ReplyDelete5 You know? You can leave your butter setting out all night and day so it's nice and spreadable.
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5 or so seconds in a microwave also does wonders.
Delete#8 doesn't look good..
ReplyDeleteIf you're on a rope over the roof ridge tied to a bumper, it's the fastest way to shovel a roof. And if the rope is the right length, it's actually kind of fun. I shoveled roofs during an underemployed period in Alaska when they had a record snowfall year. That was the fastest way on an appropriate roof.
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ReplyDelete#9 ~ stop bringing your damn dogs everywhere with you!
ReplyDeleteMeh. I take that asshole dog Jack with me almost everywhere I go. He doesn't pull this garbage.
DeleteThe worse he's ever done was chewed up a seatbelt in the truck and that was the very first time I ever took him everywhere, and yes, I did jump in the middle of his shit. He's been a great truck dog ever since.
#2 Someone got lazy and didn't install the safety cutoff to prevent that from happening, or else it was defective. Use to install those asymmetrical clear floor lifts back in the day with my Dad.
ReplyDelete# 4 & 5, been there done that and not just on Mondays
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#6: Too bad that was a Honda instead of a Tesla.
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Deletethat sure looks like enough weight to short out a 1.21 jigawhat battery pack ( bomb)
#2 is obviously fake. Vehicles don't crush or bend like that. (Retired claims adjuster with 36 years of service)
ReplyDeleteSo what does happen when a car is taken too high on a lift?
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