Nine years old and already tired of waiting on women
A 9-year-old boy in Northern California took himself to elementary school on Wednesday, grabbing the keys to the family car and hitting the road.
The California Highway Patrol Oroville called it "a scene straight out of a movie" after an officer on patrol saw a car stopped in the middle of the road, briefly.
"I'll be ready in a moment," really means north of 30 minutes to a woman. 99% of women are born with faulty internal clocks. I'd bet she won't make this go-getter wait again.
I hadn't heard that this happened in Oroville. Oroville is full of interesting people. But unlike most of them, this kid is interesting in a cute way. Most of them are interesting in a way that makes a guy think that the city water supply is heavily laced with testosterone with a just hint of methamphetamine.
A 9-year old that WANTED to go to school?
ReplyDeleteLock him up! Kids should not be allowed to LIKE school.
(as a kid, school for me was always a blessing, it gave me break from daily violence at home).
Blonde hair and blue eyes keeping it real.
ReplyDelete"I'll be ready in a moment," really means north of 30 minutes to a woman. 99% of women are born with faulty internal clocks. I'd bet she won't make this go-getter wait again.
ReplyDeleteFor women, time is not an absolute; time is a suggestion.
DeleteI hadn't heard that this happened in Oroville.
ReplyDeleteOroville is full of interesting people. But unlike most of them, this kid is interesting in a cute way. Most of them are interesting in a way that makes a guy think that the city water supply is heavily laced with testosterone with a just hint of methamphetamine.