Years ago I had a motorcycle that had a strong vibration at 4000 RPM. If a girls asked for a ride I would just kick into the right gear to keep it at that vibration point and about half would cum and be very nice after the ride.
#2: Gotta be a show dog. No way anybody would endure the nightmare of maintaining that coat otherwise. #5: Lots to unpack here. She's cute as hell. That's a beautiful piece of meat. That device would have been fantastic for greeting the door to door vaccine guy. #7: Stuff like this always makes me smile. #8: Clever. #9: The complete opposite of clever. #10: A gif that ends too soon.
Why? The rider was up in the horse's territory then approached an agitated animal. From what I see he got a Level 1 reason to stay the f**k away.
Level 1 - Squeezed by the interdental space, no shaking so nothing obviously broken Level 2 - Nip with the incisors and rip off skin Level 3 - Break the arm Level 4 - Knock him over and stomp him into a mud hole.
Level 2 - Nip with the incisors and rip off skin. I saw somewhere where a horse bit a woman above the breast and peeled all layers of her skin down to her stomach. Awful- sammy
#10 The full video showed no major injury to the mans arm. probably just bruising. perhaps he learned that horses are not your friend if you are a stranger.
#3 - Man's best friend - most of the time anyway ...
#6 - Is it time yet ? Now ? Now ? How about Now ?
#10 - We own a donkey staying in our pasture and when we feed him, I worry about him wanting to take a nip out of me. Quite a set of chompers on those, bet it hurts a lot. So far, he just presses nose against my arm and displays his teeth.
Doesn't appear aggressive but I don't speak Equine so maybe I should bone up on that to be sure.
Your donkey is playing. The donkey has a disposition that's closer to a dog. Typically, the donkey likes people and children.
The donkey hates coyotes and will go after them. The trouble is that the donkey can't tell the difference between a coyote and a dog; keep the dog away from the donkey.
Start scratching his forehead and work up to the knob between his ears.
If he likes that scratch behind his ears like a dog, then slowly (if he lets you) push your chest against his forehead, if he pushes back- that's basically a donkey hug.
Did #10 get a broken arm? He sure didn't know how to read a horse's ears, that is one angry animal.
ReplyDeleteI give up. What is #8 all about?
ReplyDeleteHe's using the vibrating palm sander to bounce all the dirt to the top of the carpet.
Deletei think he is using some type of vibrator. this get the sand to come to the top of the rug and then he vacuum's it up.
DeleteIsn't that what I just said?
DeleteYes, that is what you said. The differnce is he called it a vibrator.
DeleteAlso did you see the smile on the female who was sitting on the floor.
DeleteDidn't notice the smile but did notice she was just sitting there while man does the work.
DeleteWhy do I think the girl on #8 has used that sander's vibrating function...?
DeleteYears ago I had a motorcycle that had a strong vibration at 4000 RPM. If a girls asked for a ride I would just kick into the right gear to keep it at that vibration point and about half would cum and be very nice after the ride.
Delete#2: Gotta be a show dog. No way anybody would endure the nightmare of maintaining that coat otherwise.
ReplyDelete#5: Lots to unpack here. She's cute as hell. That's a beautiful piece of meat. That device would have been fantastic for greeting the door to door vaccine guy.
#7: Stuff like this always makes me smile.
#8: Clever.
#9: The complete opposite of clever.
#10: A gif that ends too soon.
#10
Deletehttps://www.pinkbike.com/video/290851/
(I amaze me sometimes...)
Well, I'm certainly impressed.
DeleteHa! Peddlefools deserve everything they get.
DeleteHorse should have had a three foot rule posted on a sign around his neck.
#5: damn, I wish the camera had followed her butt rather than the steak.
ReplyDelete#10 dog food
ReplyDeleteWhy? The rider was up in the horse's territory then approached an agitated animal. From what I see he got a Level 1 reason to stay the f**k away.
DeleteLevel 1 - Squeezed by the interdental space, no shaking so nothing obviously broken
Level 2 - Nip with the incisors and rip off skin
Level 3 - Break the arm
Level 4 - Knock him over and stomp him into a mud hole.
Do dogs eat bicyclists for dinner?
DeleteLevel 2 - Nip with the incisors and rip off skin. I saw somewhere where a horse bit a woman above the breast and peeled all layers of her skin down to her stomach. Awful- sammy
Delete#10 The full video showed no major injury to the mans arm. probably just bruising. perhaps he learned that horses are not your friend if you are a stranger.
DeleteForeplay: Barky and Big Mike style
ReplyDelete#6 - my grandsons at play .
ReplyDelete#5 I hope that table top was metal and not plastic.
ReplyDelete#3 reminds me of that time CharlieGodammit hiked his leg on your trail cam. I laugh about that to this very day.
ReplyDelete#8 - What the heck it that all about???
ReplyDeleteAnswer's in the comments above near the top.
Delete#1 - Gives new meaning to the word Hoe-down.
ReplyDelete#3 - Man's best friend - most of the time anyway ...
#6 - Is it time yet ? Now ? Now ? How about Now ?
#10 - We own a donkey staying in our pasture and when we feed him, I worry about him wanting to take a nip out of me. Quite a set of chompers on those, bet it hurts a lot. So far, he just presses nose against my arm and displays his teeth.
Doesn't appear aggressive but I don't speak Equine so maybe I should bone up on that to be sure.
Your donkey is playing. The donkey has a disposition that's closer to a dog. Typically, the donkey likes people and children.
DeleteThe donkey hates coyotes and will go after them. The trouble is that the donkey can't tell the difference between a coyote and a dog; keep the dog away from the donkey.
Start scratching his forehead and work up to the knob between his ears.
DeleteIf he likes that scratch behind his ears like a dog, then slowly (if he lets you) push your chest against his forehead, if he pushes back- that's basically a donkey hug.
--This might take days to get there--
That #3 is some funny shit. Dog walks off like he don't give a shit if chili goes to $10 a bowl.
ReplyDelete#10. I hate biketards too. FJB.
ReplyDelete#2. What we have done to dogs is obscene.
ReplyDelete- Arc
#8 - Simple genius
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