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Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Tuesday's gifs

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  1. #10 Fucking woman....

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    1. They all seem to be like that, one way or another.

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    2. Better to measure twice, cut once than f#@k up your car.
      -lg

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    3. I bet that after she backs in the car on her passenger side won't have enough room to open his door to get in.

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    4. You are serious. You think that poor chick is measuring, or even has to? Judgement and eyesight would contribute to success in her effort.

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    5. Women can turn into good drivers. So if you're a good driver, watch out for turning women.

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  2. Hope the idiot with the fire extinguisher got charged with attempted murder. Guess the guy was smoking? but that crap sucks the oxygen out of the air instantly.

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    1. Technically it doesn't "suck the oxygen out of the air", it's not a vacuum. It displaces the oxygen and is an asphyxiant which can lead to death by asphyxiation.

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  3. Dafuq #5, I would say a skin graft, but it doesn’t look like there’s anything wrong with the arm.

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    1. Looks like a demo of an alternate to stitches. ...Where do I GET one of these??? 'Beats the HELL out of going to the illegal alien welfare clin... er... EMERGENCY ROOM...

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    2. Check out the "Wound Closure Kit" at rhinorescuestore.com - One of the places I have seen them and there is a video of how to apply them and cover them.

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  4. #5 Those zipper wound closures are amazing! They used one to close the incision from my hip replacement surgery. I think there was one small spot of blood that appeared afterwards. No infection, no drainage, no problem! They put a clear waterproof covering over it and I was able to shower with it without anything else!

    By the way, if you need hip replacement surgery, don't put it off. It's miraculous!

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    1. Ditto the above. Same with the knees.
      However if you’re at all active or athletic, make sure the knees are integrating rather than cemented.

      Coelacanth

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    2. Knees can be nasty, the hip was one day in and done, amazing.

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    3. When I had my hip surgery, ( three 3" screws into the ball of my femur.), they used staples to close the six inch incision. But that was back in '98.

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    4. Dr Mayo, the black sheep of the Mayo family, did my mom's hip surgery. Within a day she was walking. Still needed a week of recuperation.
      The Dr is hilariously funny. Great guy.

      A friend had hip replacement. The very next day she flew to AK for a hike.

      What amazing tech. Surgery to replace major bone structure. In and out in a few hours.

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    5. They used glue and a dressing over both of my hips. Amazing!

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  5. #2 is the invasive apple snail. said to threaten rice crops. another unwanted critter from south america

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  6. The guy catching four wine bottles has it going on.

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  7. #3 ... Stick to the bottom shelf. That's where the cheap shit is put, and it's often in plastic.

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  8. #9 - When the car you have to repo is all wheel drive, but you don't have a roll off.

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  9. #1 Reminds me off and it sure pisses me off when a person walks through a door and stops dead. All I can think of is they have arrived and want everyone to see them. No concern for the ten people behind them. Then as you push by they look at you like you are the rude one.

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  10. #10 - Another one of those fucking Chinese geniuses we're told about all the time.

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  11. #8 - We were driving around drinking and Carson passed out in the back seat. I told the other guys in the car to scream like you’re gonna die on the count of three. On three we all screamed like we’re gonna die and I jerked the wheel back and forth a little bit. Carson shat his pants. One of the funniest things I’ve ever done.

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  12. #4: An eagle in the water is in serious trouble.
    #8: It's all fun and games until the day there's a fire.
    #10: You just know she's Asian.

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