A 28-year-old woman was arrested after cops found her passed out in the back seat with her 8-year-old behind the wheel driving down the wrong way down a St. Louis street.
The eight year old pickaninny behind the wheel was heard singing I got the St Louis blues, blues as I can be So I be Goin' to Kansas City Kansas City, here I come Goin' to Kansas City Kansas City, here I come They got some crazy little women there And I'm gonna get me one
Now how did I know.
ReplyDeleteSaint. Louis. Say no more. Poor kid, he is going to need more than prayers.
ReplyDeleteUsed to drive The Old Man back from the bowling alley every now and again, but an 8 year old?
ReplyDeleteFinlanders aren't that tall at 8, we waited until I was 11 for me to drive.
The eight year old pickaninny behind the wheel was heard singing
ReplyDeleteI got the St Louis blues, blues as I can be
So I be Goin' to Kansas City
Kansas City, here I come
Goin' to Kansas City
Kansas City, here I come
They got some crazy little women there
And I'm gonna get me one
I don't think he qualifies as a designated driver if he can't see over the steering wheel
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Odds that she doesn't admit to doing anything wrong and it's all the 8-year-old's fault for not driving properly?
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